h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

that all depends on who or what the mother is
they dont care what parent the childs with as long as its for there best interests, and my dear,
i do beleve they will look better upon a chancillor than on his harlot!
tell the bounty hunter to leave dear.... wanted criminals should not be mixing with respectable members of society

Ouch,cut to the quick.Of course,when said bounty-hunter is richer than said councillor,and said bounty-hunter has incriminating photos of said councillor with another's bored wife...have to say she doesn't look very bored here...

*passes a photo to Jakob*I think it'll be kinda hard to deny that's you,Jakey *dear*.

And I resent the wanted criminal part.I'm a Jedi padawan,thank you *very* much.

*tears up photo and throws evedence in the fire*
blackmail was still illegal last time i checked bountyhunter
and jedi or not youre still a criminal
I beleve the supreem chancelor would be.... overjoyed
to hear about a medeling blackmailing bountyhunting jedi....

infact why dont i tell him now?

*laughs*

Poor,poor naive Jakob.You think that's the only photo?Gimme a break.

M:I'm going to get the baby.*leaves the entrance-hall*

and I'll just be telling the cancelor...
jedi mindtricks eh


*goes to a holoprojector in the back room*

*follows*

Oh believe me,if I was using mind-tricks,you wouldn't know it,Jakey boy.

Besides,how stupid do you think I am?

stupid enough to broadcast your identity to the chancellor
he should know exactly what you look like now
as should the head of the CorSec

thankyou.... Jedi

And my crime is...what?Visiting family.Jeez,I got enough of that on Arras.*rolls eyes*

Okay,call off the hounds.I'll leave.

*Illium presses a button consealed under his desk alerting the local authorities*

*throws hands in the air*

Why bother trying to play nice?Rabid dogs only bit and transfer the disease on to you.

I'm outta here.

*front door slams behind her*And good riddence to bad rubbish!

*police like people come*
follow her...
if she gets off planet report it to the corsec

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*points to Anthea*Evil!Eeeeviiiiilllllll!!!!>

~~Meta,plan B.You know what to do.I'll see you soon.~~

*heads in the direction of the lakes.*

< that depends.... can i gut you alive?>