h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The home of Councillor Jakob Illium,Naboo councillor,his wife and his son*

*Meta Illium answers a knock on the door*

M:Oh!

*throws arms round Lorelei's neck*

M:Lori,I'm so glad you're here.

J: I'm not, what are you doing here?

*grins*Meta,you're strangling me.

*looks around*

Is it just me,or is it quite round here?

M:We had to let most of the servants go with the war.Jakob wasn't happy.

*rolls eyes*When is he ever?

M:*grins*True.Jakob!We have a visitor!

*silence*

Jakob!There's a Jedi at the door!

*turns to Jakob*
Hi Jakey.How's things?It's a bit quiet round here,ain't it?

are you planing on staying long?
or is there something your after...
I could do witout your presence here...

Charming as always.Ashamed of your Jedi sister-in-law?

M:*groans*Please don't start,you two.

ashamed of you being a jedi no,
ashamed of you yes,
your a disgrase to this household,
and I've told you before, you and....
you may call yourself my sister in law,
but your nothing to me

Boo hoo hoo.I'm weeping tears of blood.

*frowns*Me and */who/*?

your no relative of mine,
you can say what you want,
but I dont care,
I want you out of my house Lorelei...
as far as i am conserened you are nothing more than a blight to this family.

M:No,she's *my* relative,Jakob.I won't have you destroy the last link I have to my brother.

you will do what i say...
I will not have this... thing in my house
if she is so important to you then you can leave
I've told you before.
just remember without my help you would be some harlot on tatooine
dont forget where you come from my dear

M:Fine!But I go,the baby goes too!

And I'll point out here that no court in the galaxy would keep a baby from his mother...

(Unless we're talking about Anoon.)