h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mmmmmmmmmmm, beeeeeeeeeer.
*drinks *

*nods sagely, sips , blows smokerings, watches them miraculously disappear*

*polishes glasses*

*Wakes up* Ooo, is someone buying?

*pours *

Here you go.

2 weeks to go till SMEG.
*grabs , starts limbering up his drinking arm, whilst looking along the sights of a Lazerquest Gun and pretending to fire it repeatedly*

Hmm, I spent all day Saturday drinking (went to a beer fest and then the pub) purely for practising reasons. Sadly this means my Laser skills may be a little rusty. Hey ho, can't be great at everything

.........are we still drinking or wot?.........

*pours a few *

..way-hay!....line 'em up, sonny!....got any to go with that?

*rummages about in the back*

I got a furry mars bar, will that do?

*pours several more *

I know a "great" game we can play with a Mars bar

*LEERS*

Now that was a scary thing to say.

Oh here, if yer still serving?

He should be I put quite a big tab behind that bar, and last time I checked there were still a few groats behind there.

Another round when you do end up serving again, though Menza.

Goats?

That will be for the traditional Afghan dancing you got planned for later I assume?

*stag staggers in*

This party should still be going I an't married yet and no thanks to German goods I almost lost the bride last night she was a little shocked as you can guess.

A

*pours a streadying *

Sounds nasty, do tell.