A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 16, 2000
As if we'd ever touch dark chocolate! 
Oh and probably the same place I'd apply to be the official chair of the H2G2 dark chocolate loathing society...so umm... you'd have to apply to me 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 16, 2000
The 
smiley is clearly milk chocolate anyway, so it's all academic. 
*helps himself to a 
and changes the subject*
Nice shiny Christmas fairy outfit, T.
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 16, 2000
Aaah but which has the higher milk content, would it be creamy, yummy milky white chocolate or manky horrid icky dark chocolate Point proved me thinks 
*twirls*
Thankyou... I have glittery wings...
*flutters*
I was going to be (sitting on top of a Christmas Tree) but then Wumbeevil pointed out 101 jokes about Santa, his tree and me being on top of a tree... so it was decided wiser not to be
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Bagpuss Posted Dec 16, 2000
Is that the one where the fairy is trying to sell Father Christmas a fir tree and he says, "I'll tell you where you can put that tree."?
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 16, 2000
*grins*
That and many others which were worse...although I guess it would have provided amusement
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Bagpuss Posted Dec 16, 2000
I'm sure these other jokes would burn my ears to here them. If there's one thing I will not tolerate it's smut. *cough* *tries to look innocent*
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 16, 2000
Please tell me Christmas jokes!!!
I've got a few here which you may like...
http://www.h2g2.com/A266249
<BB<
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 16, 2000
*smiles sweetly and flutters her eyelashes*
Why I'm far too innocent to repeat them
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Bagpuss Posted Dec 16, 2000
Oh yeah. I will of course heavily disapprove of these jokes when I hear them. Just one thing, though: Did this discussion with Wumbeevil take place on H2G2. Not that I'll search the fora for it or anything.
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 16, 2000
*Listens attentively to the conversation*
*Hands Tinkerbell a few hoping it'll make her more likely to tell these jokes*
<BB<
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 16, 2000
Ooooh beer 
*starts drinking the beer*
See now I know a good joke about a whale but I can't do that one in here either... and then theres one about the poodle... and theres the one about... All of which can't be told in here... but if you're likely to give me free drinks I'll stay, could I have a 
next though please
Oh and Bagpuss, if you just ask him I'm sure he'll find a whole host of fairy and santa and tree jokes for you as he's been doing them for several weeks now...not that you're interested in those though
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Bagpuss Posted Dec 16, 2000
Hands a to Tinkerbell.
I may do that later, just so I can see how much we need to stand up against this sort of thing, but I'm off now 
see you all later.
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IanG Posted Dec 16, 2000
While I'm sure this isn't quite in the vein you were looking for, it's still festive:
Good King Wenceslas called up Domino's Pizza.
"Good evening, King Wenceslas here," he said. "I'd like to order a pizza please."
"Certainly sir," they replied. "Will that be the usual order?"
"Yes: Deep pan, crisp and even."
*da-dum, tish!*
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IanG Posted Dec 16, 2000
While I'm sure this isn't quite in the vein you were looking for, it's still festive:
Good King Wenceslas called up Domino's Pizza.
"Good evening, King Wenceslas here," he said. "I'd like to order a pizza please."
"Certainly sir," they replied. "Will that be the usual order?"
"Yes: Deep pan, crisp and even."
*da-dum, tish!*
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IanG Posted Dec 16, 2000
*mutters 'blummin Internet!' under his breath*
Um, you see I thought it was such a good joke that I'd post it twice, err...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 16, 2000
It was funnier the first time.
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Dec 16, 2000
*wakes up*
Oh, hee, that was silly, IanG
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Dec 16, 2000
And thanks, Justin Just I keep forgetting to USE the sig! But I do like it.
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- 41: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Dec 16, 2000)
- 42: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 16, 2000)
- 43: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Dec 16, 2000)
- 44: Bagpuss (Dec 16, 2000)
- 45: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Dec 16, 2000)
- 46: Bagpuss (Dec 16, 2000)
- 47: Bluebottle (Dec 16, 2000)
- 48: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Dec 16, 2000)
- 49: Bagpuss (Dec 16, 2000)
- 50: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Dec 16, 2000)
- 51: Bagpuss (Dec 16, 2000)
- 52: Bluebottle (Dec 16, 2000)
- 53: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Dec 16, 2000)
- 54: Bagpuss (Dec 16, 2000)
- 55: IanG (Dec 16, 2000)
- 56: IanG (Dec 16, 2000)
- 57: IanG (Dec 16, 2000)
- 58: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 16, 2000)
- 59: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Dec 16, 2000)
- 60: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Dec 16, 2000)
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