h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Of course I did, it says so up there.

*points*

Well, now I'm awake .......

Hello Tinkerbell & Menza, 'tis good to see you. Menza, I think we need to shout more loudly, as there is still an excees of sleeping peeps in the vicinity !

So, when youe not h2g2'ing, what parts of the globe do you sleep in ? I guess from the reply timeframes your 'ther side of the pond from Blighty, but knowing the hours some peeps keep, that could be a false assumption !

Ciao

Tigger |/\/\/\/\/|

*grins and waves to Tigger*
Yup we're both in the sunny UK...well it's more murky at the minute but it was sunny earlier I assure you

Can I get an in this establishment?

I'd normally have an or , but I'm on call (for the rest of my life, it looks like) and I'm driving.

Anyway. Hello Tigger, hello Menza, hello Tinkerbell, how are Peter and the Lost Boys?

LOOK!!! It's a snaggletooth!!! There's a Tigger and a Snaggletooth in the same room

*waves and passes over an *
Hi!

*pours *

Here you go Tink.

And hello Snaggletooth.

*grins at Menz*
Thanks

Why aren't you more impressed with a Snaggletooth? What cartoon was that? Was it Top Cat?

I can't remember, thats going to bug me all night now.

*laughs*
Well at least if you think of it before you go offline you can tell me to stop me trying to work it out...
I remember his hat and tie and everything...it wasn't the Flintstones was it?

Snaggleteeth are fearsome creatures *hides under Duvet ---- Peeks out* but this one seems quite friendly - Have a Snaggletooth.

Menza, how came you by the bar-keep position ? 'tis a very necessary role which the original H2G2 universe seems to have missed ! -- I guess enough improbability and a strong cup of tea helped the solution ?

Ciao

tigger |.\.\.\.\| <--- Spring variation !

I've matured and become quite tame these days and I only bite by *special* request. And only close friends

Drinks .

no sugar, would someone please pass it over? Ta.

Now then, I have a and an . All I need is the rest of breakfast...

BTW, I think the cartoon character that you're thinking of, Tink, is Snagglepuss, a sartorially elegant (pink) lion created by Hanna Barbera.

We are not as fearsome as hefalumps or woozles at my time of life. Although DenPlan helps .

Sorry for startling everyone.

*refreshes a few drinks*

Its been very quiet in here.

Maybe I frightened them all away...

Oh, a patron. Can I get you a drink?

*grins*
I'm back now!!!
Aaah Snagglepuss...well it's kinda similar...So you're not a bright pink cat with a hat and a bow tie then?

*pours *

Here you go Tink.

*hugs*
Thanks Menz
How are you? It is very quiet here these days, is that because no-one else is here or because the landlords so busy?
*fetches a piece of birthday for Menza*
Ignore the green colour, it's meant to be like that, Jaguar racing green you see

Is it supposed to have strange fuzzy bits too?

*grins*
Well it's loosely modelled on a Jaguar so I'll let you decide that Besides I think that they're meant to be windscreen wipers...
*nibbles on the edge of a bit of the cake*
No that's meant to be there

And there was me thinking that it was the bits of grass the car picks up each time it has a cross-country moment.