h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*edging away*

Erm... Not specifically.

*starts checking neck for puncture wounds*

Did somebody type A?

Is a cricket bat proof that insects and mammals can breed?

As much as a crane fly is that birds and insects can.

hmm, this conversation seems to have taken on a remarkably intellectual turn. Good evening everyone. May I please have a ? And on the subject of intellectual subjects, answer me this: why one shirt, but a pair of trousers???

And why Four Tops?

One for each cardinal point of the compass?/In case the first three fall off?/Maybe it's cold.... The possibilities are endless. Well, maybe not quite...

Three degrees?

Here, have a .

Did somebody type O? Or is that a negative.

*starts pouring and in abundance*

And why a pair of socks when they go in to the machine & only one when it comes out? And who blew my mo out? I'm supposed to do that.

I've just woken up. What the cluck did you put in that Mo?
Has everybody gone?

Isn't it mouthwash or something that's the secret ingredient?

I'm still around and about.

*wipes away some of the dust*

*cough*

*sneezes*
Hello again, how is everyone?

Hello Tink, where have you been? I've not seen you in ages.

*grins*
Nope, I've been being distracted for a change Ooh and I've been on hollyday and umm...well I'd say I was getting ready for uni but that'd be lying

*pours *

Thats a very grinny grin. Must have been a good holiday.

Where did you go?

*takes the , mumbles something and grins more*
Wheeeeeeeee
Erm... I went up there...
*points on a map to "up there"*
See, just there?