h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

obviously I meant 12a.m.

I think you probably got that line about quaffing from the descriptions of dwarf bars in Terry Pratchett's wonderful "Discworld" books!
I'm feeling pretty good, thank you, after a particularly exciting afternoon out at the football. My beloved Bradford conceded the fastest goal ever scored in the Premiership 10 seconds into the game against Spurs, went 3-1 down, but finally scored in the 89th minute to draw 3-3. Dull it wasn't...
How are you... and how's your chainsaw?

..I'm thinking of using it on my computer! Trying to master GuideML but I'm having a blonde day today..When you update, does it take time to appear on your homepage? (pours lots more to counteract effects of blonde moment) Discworld of course!! me! You're a star...

It certainly does take a while to update! It gets really irritating having to go out of h2g2 and then go back in to discover what replies you've had to your recent postings.
In fact, it's enough to drive me to . Cheers!

Hmmm... !!!
(pours more and wonders whether to put jukebox on, or play pool...Decides blonde moment/pool don't go together)
O.k, just 'cos I'm bored...What was the last album you bought and why?
Oh! Nearly forgot! in order,'cos I've just been informed our band has aquired that most elusive, mythical beast of legend, a DRUMMER!! (It's been a long time...was beginning to toy with the idea of a drum machine...shudder).

I honestly can't remember the last time I bought an album. There are a few around that I wouldn't mind having, but I haven't got much money right now and it's not that much of a priority for me.
Well done on finding a drummer for your band, though! You're right, organic, non-computerised drummers are a dying breed these days!
OK (finishes ), time for . See you here again in the small hours, no doubt!

..heheheh..no doubt. (Finishes and goes to stand in very dark corner 'til tommorrow, ready to leap out with chainsaw).

*tiptoes past sleeping threeoftwo*

*pours herself a *

*polishes glasses*

(Tiptoes past sleeping threeoftwo)

Hi Menz! Glad to see you back behind the bar - it's been getting dangerous around here!
A of Grumpfuttock's, please.

*pours *

Here you go.

So hows it going Ormy?

Pretty well, thank you! As you may have read earlier in this thread, the main thing that'a happened to me lately is that my local paper has printed some football writing I did. I'm obviously very pleased about that - it could be the start of a great new career!
How have you been lately?

I don't know about anyone else, but people keep trying to convince me to go Christmas shopping - but it's not the 22nd yet!

<BB<

Congrats Ormy! Your foot's on the first rung of the ladder... but no-one knows how tall it is!

All I know for sure is that I could do with another !

*pours *

Sorry about the wait, I broke my computer.

That was a thing to do. We're thirsty.

*Wanders up to the bar*
*Smiles naively*

"Does anyone know where I can get a drink?"

*looks around*
Well, this seems like as good a place as any... what'll it be?

Mine's a