h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wonders why her drinkies are'nt working*
Thanks Ormondroyd! *(drinks in one)* I needed that!
Just been pulled into the abortion debate, it's a little hot in there, isn't it?

You can say that again! And it's gonna get hotter, I think!
I've been a bit distracted for the past hour. Has that nosretep character said that I'm heading straight for hell yet? Hope he has, I've been looking forward to that!
(Pours self a )

Tee-hee...
(wonders if Ormondroyd likes a good arguement, but hates a bad one)
No, you're not condemned to eternal hellfire just yet, but it looks like it could happen soon (goody, something to look forward to!). This guy hates not to have the last word, doesn't he? My feeble little inclusion was dealt with in a few short words and dismissed - oo-er, he reminds me of the teacher in "Matilda"..."I'm right and you're wrong and there's nothing you can do about it"
(pours and hands one to Ormondroyd)
Let's get drunk and talk drivel!
(threeoftwo looks well on way)

There's an art to bartending.
You have to remember to write stiffdrink like that, as one word. Then, as if by ...


Cheers!

Thanks *(blushes furiously)* I never could pour spirits, can't reach the optic's, you see.
I think I've got it now.
Oh, the insomniac's dilemma...to goto bed now, perchance to dream(and not wake up for work in a few hours) or stay awake and risk being in a zombie-like state the rest of the day...Oh well. I Will adapt...another , if you please...(it had better work this time, or I might cry!)

My pleasure!
There you go.
(Pours self a )
Yeah, I know what you mean about insomnia. I suffer from it something shocking too, and end up staying on h2g2 all night...

As do I, now that I've found it. At least it gives me something interesting to do in the tiny hours...the last insomniacal (is that a real word, or have I made it up?) bout I had ended with me putting up my christmas tree, then taking it down again, then putting it up again, then...plus it's bad for my health, I end up smoking until I've run out of cigs, thus necessitating a trip to the all night garage (it's not the smoking that's bad for me, it's the getting mugged on the way...)
*(notices that she is rambling, shuts up and drinks )*

I's pretty eerie when you're alone at night with just a computer for company. I'll be glad when I start to hear signs of life around me...
In the meantime, though, there's always my

I meant "It's pretty eerie", of course...

(Was a little worried at "I's pretty eerie" from Ormondroyd, relaxes now)
Yes, signs of life appearing at threeoftwo's house now... A rather odd couple have recently moved in next door, and they apparently like to greet the day with much vigorous bouncing of bedsprings... I no longer need to set my alarm clock on the days when I DO get some sleep.
(Opens and offers some to Ormandroyd)
Gonna be a lovely day...

(Chomps on chocolate) Yum! Thank you!
Oh dear! I think I'd get a bit annoyed by a daily "alarm call" like that. Still, you seem to be coping very happily!
Hmm... I think it's time for a morning . Would you like one?

Yes please. And then I really must be going, people require my assistance...No doubt I shall visit this establishment again, to find you lolling on the bar!
(oh no, hazard of all-night drinking sesh just surfacing..I require a kebab! what to do, they're closed, ah-Ha! There's a cold one here from yesterday, that'll do nicely!)
*(meanders off slowly, munching on cold kebab and waving to Ormondroyd)*

(Pours for threeoftwo)

OK! You'd better take this with you!

Bye!

Hey Just popping in for a lunchtime drink, can I have a please

...threeoftwo wanders in, also at luchtime (nearly!) for some hairofthedog...
..Pours a for Leanne and one for self.
Hello Leanne, there you go! (Gives to Leanne)
I don't normally go in for lunchtime drinking, but I've made an exception today... Stayed up all night on h2g2, and slept through my driving lesson, Aaargh! Instructor not happy, she may strike me from her list...(drowns sorrows with another

*takes * thanks threeoftwo *sips*

I dont normally come in here at lunch either but today I thought Id see whats happening *looks around* its dead today

Driving lessons *shudders* I remember them I had a woman driver too, so hows yours going? have you done the theory test yet *shudders* I remember that too

*drinks * I need another one of those

(pours more
Theory test booked for next week! Aaargh! Any tips? Practical lessons going O.k, but I've got this thing about islands - people keep trying to kill me on them! And blimey, are'nt they expensive now, I've had to take out a loan just to afford lessons. Want some of my ??

*Takes a piece* Mmmm thanks

I passed my driving test in September so Im still new to the roads and dont worry about those islands Im having trouble with them too but mine was in the wet and I tried to turn a corner and it kept going straight and I hit one luckily it didnt damage the car

When I did the theory it was on computer and you get a practice round before and I thought that was better than having to do it one paper, plus you get your results there and then good luck I hope you pass! just keep a calm and dont worry about it, go in there with the attitude that if you fail you can do it again and if you pass its a bonus thats what I did.

As for the cost it doesnt get much better when you have passed, all my money goes on tax mot's insurance and petol but hey at least I dont get wet

Oh by the way Im throwing a party and everyones Invited to come along http://www.h2g2.com/A486092

*polishes glasses*