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*deafened by the silence, and still typing in lower case to make Ændr feel more comfortable, amy reviews the pictures at

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i assume ev was taking the photos. or perhaps he is in invisible mode and is the unexplained gap in the first photo.

*still deafened by the silence... notices that she is alone*

ev and Ændr were probably in need of medical attention. for different reasons of course.

eat something ev, it helps, er... i believe, i wouldn't know, of course... no...

*Enters and pours Amy a *

a ?

*looks at beer suspiciously*

may i swap it for a ? i need the protein.

*quietly*
hello. yes, i was taking the pictures, which perhaps explains the unexplained gap in the first picture, but not the strange random people in the background.
we managed to lose two researchers who wanted to attend, but we recruited two newbies, so it's all evened out. and if anyone finds out where dd slept (if, indeed, he slept at all), i suggest you post it to the presidential sleaze forum.

amy, i'll have the if you don't want it.

go ahead, your need is greater than mine ev

hold it with both hands

there you go

*mops up the beer that ev spills*

*Swaps Amy's for a , and gives EV the and another for not being fussy.*

I need a |_|.

oh yes, just what i need - more beer.

Feline: *Stumbles in* hey, do you see many drunks who walk *into a bar? that seems backwards to me.

Tweetie has appeared on the List so we can safely assume that she didn't stay lost in Edinburgh.

that's reassuring. are we using capitals again yet?

Yes since Ændr has disappeared. She's probably gone to have a triangular bandage put on her little finger.

OK then.

it isn't just capitals... it is all characters that require my little finger.... ie the shift key and the keys on the right of the keyboard... which rules out brackets and underscores... can someone serve me please question mark i can't type my usual drinky exclamation mark unsmiley face

No sign of DD yet. Who was the last person to see him alive? Where was he at the time?

I don't know why someone tried to poison him -- all they had to do was give him to you and you'd lose him!

*Pours Aendr a (_)*
*Oh, and pours drinks all round too...*
So, how was the meet-up thingy?

thanks bb

The meet-up thingy was excellent... as for DD, I did offer him accommodation but he declined and was last heard of in the company of Fashion Cat. *looks vaguely suspicious*

FC is on the Users List now so perhaps she will shed some light on The Mystery of The Missing DD.