A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 21, 2000
*looks around*
Oh, hang on... I'm not in this forum.
*leaves*
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jul 23, 2000
Is he scared of us or did DD's ramblings just confuse him? 
maybe I should get a translator so I start talking relevance... *goes off to ponder the possibilities of finding a v.intelligent person to make her sound like a genius*
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jul 23, 2000
Aha caught you, you're on a diet, do you know how many calories there are in beer? Honestly, anyone would think it wasn't real... 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 27, 2000
Okay beer, what's 3 + 4?
*waits for answer*
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Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) Posted Jul 27, 2000
Oh, sure, EV... now you want it to ADD, as well?
There's only so much you can expect from a beer!
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Jul 27, 2000
anyway, EV, it's been drunk and you're not here, you said so at the top, at least I think it was you, *checks* yes, it was you, you're not here. The beer's not going to be fooled by your pretending you are, so it's not going to reply even if it wasn't drunk and could add.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 27, 2000
So the beer doesn't count because it's drunk?
It's probably a good job I'm not in this conversation.
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jul 27, 2000
ha look he's there again...if somewhat quiet... Cakewalker return, I want to know if it's you that keeps pushing in at the bar in Millhouses Pub or whether we're actually talking about the same pub at all (near Abbeydale Industrial Thingy with the old things and woman in scary costume?)
Gaaaa, I always miss him
Oh yeah and the beer has asked me to make a statement on it's behalf, "1 2 3 4 5, once I caught a fish alive, 5 6 7 8 what did you use for bait..." Oh so it's not enough that the beer can count you expect it to be good at nursery rhymes as well...honestly, it's no wonder it gets drunk so often when it's under such high pressure
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 28, 2000
Take no notice, it's just the beer talking.
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IanG Posted Jul 30, 2000
Wow! I've heard a few stunned silences in response to a terrible pun (and now I come to think of it, they're usually in response to *my* puns 
), but you seem to have managed to silence this thread for an entire day! I take my hat off to you!
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- 21: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 21, 2000)
- 22: Menza (Jul 22, 2000)
- 23: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jul 23, 2000)
- 24: Menza (Jul 23, 2000)
- 25: IanG (Jul 23, 2000)
- 26: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jul 23, 2000)
- 27: IanG (Jul 23, 2000)
- 28: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Jul 27, 2000)
- 29: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 27, 2000)
- 30: Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) (Jul 27, 2000)
- 31: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Jul 27, 2000)
- 32: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 27, 2000)
- 33: Cakewalker (Jul 27, 2000)
- 34: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 27, 2000)
- 35: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jul 27, 2000)
- 36: Menza (Jul 28, 2000)
- 37: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 28, 2000)
- 38: IanG (Jul 30, 2000)
- 39: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 30, 2000)
- 40: Menza (Jul 30, 2000)
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