h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I really do hope that it is my spelling which it to fault in this most compelling issue. This word is not to be found on the guide. You should be ashamed. Or teaching me to spell.

*barman walks over and rests on the bar*

Hello, what can I get you?

I'll have a gin and tonic. I'm not a quick decision maker. Do you believe I am 18???

Could I have a drink too please, um a Metz would be nice, see you can tell I'm 18

*pours and *

Here you both go.

Metz tastes of lemonade

Alcopops
It doesn't taste that much of lemonade more just alcoholic sugar
Oooh judder

Ta much Menza. Is this even a bar?

*Wonder what he might ask for spontaniously*

This is not a bar, its a pub.

*pours and |_|*

Here you go DD.

*Spontanoiusly starts to drink *

*wonders whether to post this, aware of the irony of it*

Well after consulting my dictionary, I just searched for "spontaneity" which found http://www.h2g2.com/A156494 - an article on Dadaists.

Does that help?

I'm now utterly convinced that there's no way of spelling the word that'll actually look right. Oh well, any chance of a ?

*pours *

Here you go.

Ahh! That's better. Thanks!

Mind you, I guess I should probably go fairly easy on the s now that I'm on a diet. (EV noticed within about 5 minutes of my announcing it, and is already withholding ice cream!)

Well these are callorie free , so have another.

*pours *

Fantastic news! *gratefully downs *

Ahh! Anyway, best be off to bed now. G'night everyone!

Night.

*sits back and starts to polish the glasses*

Well I blame Will for my lack of spelling ability. However I'd rather blame.....a bacardi breezer please.

*feels thick*

Who's Will?

*passes over a Breezer*

Here you go.

Menza how on earth can you serve a calorie free the calotries are what makes it take 1minute 18 seconds to settle in the first place.