h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Drains and heads into the distance.*

Catch you all Monday if I don't get in at the week-end

Walks into the pub picks up |_| and sits down waiting to see if anyone else will turn up

*turns up*

Are you visible this time

Well I can't see her.

She does appear to have vanished again

*can't turn up - hadn't actually left...*

*scratches head*

*Twirls hair*

*scratches someone else's head*

Ouch.

EV, have you ever considered cutting your nails?

hello, not staying long, just looking to see where I left my electric mixer... and it is not in here!

The chandelier?

I expect Ian's using it as a counterweight.

So long as it doesn't fall on me on my way out of here. 'Night all, got to get some sleep. May see you tomorrow

Night DE!

Sorry I just vanished there. Thing about being at home and in the kitchen is that from time to time one has to stop h2g2ing and be nice to ones grandmother, and from time to time parents want to use the phone, and occasionally when you're stupid enough to tell them vaguely the contents of your email they start remembering their alternative role as your conscience and insist that you rewrite your guide entry now.

?!?

Quite.

Would you like a (_) ?

If you are offering, I would love one, thanks