h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Anyone else for a drink?

mmm, please

*pours (_)*

Here you go.

*Kitty eats some of the special Kitty cake brought earlier*

thanks menza

Hello again! Bit fast in here tonight, isn't it?
I shall be arriving at Kings Cross at 8:38, if my ticket is to be believed.

Thats a bit later than the rest of us, so we might have already got there.

That's okay, don't all feel you have to wait for me, I'll be fine, all alone in a strange city...

Well you know where you have to get to, just phone if you get lost.

I can wait if you want. But I don't either know what you look like or know King's Cross, you'd have to tell me where. And I'm going to get chucked out the room... b4n..

Night.

No, I'll be fine, I'm a grown up now!
Night Joanna!

Althought there is a very small chance you may get lost between the station and the flat.

I have very detailed instructions on how to get from the tube station to the flat - all I need is a brief description of tube etiquette.

Don't sit on anyone else, and don't forget to use your elbows its a requirement of holding the ticket.

*scribbles on notepad*

Push your way on to the train - if you don't, you won't get on, get nearer the doors as you get nearer your destination, don't lose your ticket, have all valuables in inside pockets and hold onto all bags. ignore pigeons, beggars and buskers or you will be swamed by them. don't buy anything on the stations as it is 10x as expensive as off.. oh, and don't get anywhere near anyone holding the overhead hand rail - in the summer or hot times, that can be downright awful.

*scribbles furiously* Thanks... anything else?

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I think it's just us in here... Better help ourselves.

*pours and *