h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Can I have a packet of peanuts?

When we've bought three more packets, we'll be able to see the alien's left tentacle.

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

I hadn't heard your singing voice before, its quite good.

*pours (_)*

I'd like to volunteer to taste a !

thanks Menza (_)

*drinks quickly*

um, it's empty

*pours and (_)*

I think you both need to work on subtle.

Subtle? Hmm... an interesting concept - what an imagination you have for thinking we may be able to understand, yet alone use, that!

Oh well, it was worth a try.

Hmm, my throat's a little dry......

Menza, subtle doesn't work on people that need notes wrapped in bricks before they notice.

I could try politeness.
Please could I have a ? Thankyou.
How was that?

*pours 2 *

Well that does work too.

How about cake?
Menza, could I have some whisky please?

*pours *

Thats most unlike you.

Thankyou very much, Menza.
Could I possibly have some cake, my hat friend? Please?

no, I meant a bottle... I'm making a large whisky gingercake.

you'll have to wait until it is baked, sorry.

Okay. It's got to be a VERY large cake if you're using a whole bottle!

or a very whisky cake, or most of the whisky goes elsewhere (but that's not likely)

I suppose it depends on who else hangs round the kitchen.