h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

here you go
Menza ate all the ginger cakes so I can't offer you any of them

Mmm...thanks Ændr... If ever you pop over to the donut stall, then donuts are on me...

where is the doughnut stall?

The donut stall's *currently* here at http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=26840&thread=43663

But you can always go to the menu & use the autopost at http://www.h2g2.com/A254378

thanks

You're more than welcome...

hello again everyone. can i just say that i haven't got a clue what E and PP are talking about, but perhaps i'm not supposed to? if you are trying to drive me mad, i promise you it will not* be an easy task.

so does this menza person really exist, or is there something else i'm missing? story of my life!


*it will be VERY easy

Menza lives at: http://www.h2g2.com/U51490 and it is nearly his birthday

in that case, I had better go and introduce myself and nearly wish him birthday salutations.

*looks around*

I'm sure this door wasn't here last time I looked.

it must have been
after all
doors don't just appear overnight you know

This place gets bigger everyday. Well I suppose I had better man the bar in here too.

{blushes profusely}

oops. sorry, that was me. i was just examining the wall gently {with this sledgehammer i was carrying} when it sort of caved in. i spotted the bar, and fancied a drink.

don't worry, Menza dropped a barrel once and it smashed through nearly every wall in this place.

Only cos somebody was chasing it.

so you could say it's a barrel of laughs round here! {boom boom}

i NEED a drink!

And I would pour it, if you could be a little more specific than just drink.

well, i like vodka, martini, rum, brandy, red wine, champers, coffee and hot chocolate, so anything you can reccommend, being such a highly respected barman would be most welcome.

At this time of night I would probably recomend a hot chocolate, its almost midnight after all.

*pours *

Here you go, I hope you like it.

mmmm lovely. is that a drop of brandy i can taste? delicious!

Miss hatter? i see your name has expanded again! if you'd like any help with your baking, i'd be only too happy to offer my services. i'm an excellent eater of cakes!