h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I thought they stopped with the gases now anyway? It's all environmentally friendly stuff now isn't it?

Is it? Hurray.

*pop,pop,pop,pop,pop,pop,pop*

I am doing a bit of 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' stylee hovering in the air.

*hovers*

I see the wirework's coming on *ahems* leaps and bounds Abi

There'll be a part for you in the next Matrix trilogy yet

I have the full length leather trenchcoat already - picked it up in a secondhand shop in Gravesend.

Oooh!


*pauses to wipe off chin*

Just been reading a book about the IgNobels, apparently Blancmange is chemically indistinguishable from OCD

*pop,pop*

Pop...?

<BB<

Pop, pop, pop muzik! Pop, pop, pop muzik!

*pop*

*fsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*

Hello there mr EVibenstein Sir!
*kicks his Doctoral bottom over to icq*

Look I@ve been prompted to return by the BBC who sent me an email to say that someone else was me for a while but not to panic... I can't see that anythings changed... secure systems, hah!

Good grief, its a !!!

Better still it's a Menza!

Where've you been? How are you? It's actually years since I've spoken to you! Like actually years! You're more inefficient than EV
What have you been doing? Last I heard from you you were about to be evicted and your work was flooded but that was years ago so hopefully you're not still swimming round a football pitch!
*bounces excitedly*

*hopes he doesn't get accused of producing more heat than power too*

*bounces to keep up*

Bought house, water has recieded.

OOh you bought a house? Thats posh!
*slows down the bouncing to give him a chance*
That makes you a proper grown-up. Is it in the same area as before or have you moved to a new place? I quite like the idea of moving to France but then I stopped being able to eat milk so I've gone off the idea of all the ckae and cheese as it's not fair
*pouts*
They need a pouting smiley.
So what else you been doing? You can't just have been buying a house for a year? I've actually managed to come close to finishing a degree, only 19 weeks of it left!

Actually its the place I was about to be evicted from.

And its a flat not a house, but at least they cant evict me (unless I stop paying the mortgage).

And I have spent the rest of the last year trying not to do any DIY and wondering about what happened to the bank ballance.

I didn't know you were on your third year of Uni.

It's not a bank balance it's a bank minus, negative money is so much more fun than actual money, that way when you spend it it doesn't exist as it's not money see...

Congrats on getting the flat, must've been great not to have to move anything but to technically move house. You could have let us know though, I figured you'd been evicted and were scouring the streets looking for cake. And owning a flat still makes you a grown up, more so probably as it makes you a grown up without being old.

And yes I'm finally in my third year though technically I should ahve graduated about 3 years ago but who's counting, the fact that most of my friends have done MA's and been workign for a year means nothing... It's fun though, I'm going to be a film-ist, or camera operator depending on what you prefer to call them.