h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Usual drinking buddies deserted me.

No fair, I hope you put up a protest.

It's a little difficult when they've gone to bed. So I stayed up for all of them nursing a drink. Very late, or rather early again.

I'll have to leave soon too. My net credit is more than up.

Oh dear, I'll be seeing you around again no doubt.

Naturally.

I would prefer separate store rooms.
We have the cellar for the beverages.
but I would like a larder and refrigerator/freezer room for the kitchen
and a separate room for non-consumables, such as lightbulbs, baseball bats, spare trapdoors, ladders, string (is a very important thing), sealing wax, snow shoes, 3 foot toy mice, towels, plastic glasses (for when it is summer and we get a beer garden), plastic mallets (guess what I watched at the weekend/school hols) etc.

Beer garden, BEER GARDEN.....

I knew I was missing something in that place.

Here Kitty, kitty, kitty!

I think he went that way, you just have to follow the trail of Ginger cake crumbs.