h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well I guess if I can't *be* sober, the next best thing is to *look* sober

That's how I look at it.

*nibbles and looks up at the stars*

*looks up too and nibbles on her *

Look! *points* Is that a spaceship?

*looks up to see something big and lumpy*

I think it might be!!

Blimey. You don't see many of them around here.

*watches the *

I think it's getting closer.

Perhaps the fame of Menza's cake tap has spread further than we thought

Or maybe the aliens brought it in the first place, and this is their after-sales service.

*the earth starts to vibrate as the gets closer*

I would run away, but I don't think I can.

*doesn't know which way to run, so runs around in circles for a bit*
Erp.

*the lands in one corner of the beer garden and sits there humming*



*drinks the rest of her s*

*stops ing*

*reaches for a to steady his nerves, but they've all gone*

Do we approach it, or do we leg it?

I dunno, I'll do anything as long as I don't have to move. Is it me or is the world spinning very fast again

I think it's just you.

*cautiously approaches the *

Hello?

*looks on with apprehension as the stops humming and a door opens*

Yeep!

*closes her eyes very tight*

*watches in amazement as a carrying what appears to be some kind of toolkit emerges from the , barges past him and marches into the F&F*

Nap, did you see that?

See what, what, what did I miss?

*opens her eyes again*

A carrying what appeared to be some kind of toolkit emerged from the , barged past me and marched into the F&F!

*various clanking and banging sounds can be heard from inside the pub*

What do you think he's doing? Should we have a look?

*peers inside*

He's coming back!

*scoops Napnod up and dives for safety*