h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry, I must have dozed off there...where were we?

Oooh, hello EV

dS, you gonna come and build a castle too?

Blimey, it was never this complicated in Blackpool.

*grabs spade and starts building*

*finishes the keep and starts crenellating it*

Oh good, and now I've got simulposts to contend with as well.

*build* *build* *build*

Um, are these _sand_ castles?

We're building sandcastles, what are you building dS?

Yes, of course.

*starts building the lord's living quarters*

*keeps building*
Are you thinking of having a moat around this castle, Nap?

Of course. You can build it after you've finished the walls...

Right. *build* *build* *build*

It does seem that you're getting all the interesting bits to do...

Ok, then. I'll do the moat, and you can build the Great Hall.

Okay then. How big do you want it?

Well it'd have to big enough for all the entertaining... I'll leave it to your discretion, just make it in proportion.

Okay. *scrape* *pat* *shovel* *build*

*digs*

I think that's probably big enough now. Can I build a sand catapult for the sand cow?

Certainly, every castle should have one! .

*continues digging the moat*

*comes back after dumping all his bricks and mortar somewhere over there ---------------------->*

*fetchez-s la vache*