A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle

Double beer rations?

Post 161

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Cheers Menz...

Oh my stick, great!!!!

My bloody ankle has swollen up like a balloon ever since that Grim Squeeker thingy sunk it's nashers into it!!!


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Post 162

Menza

Serves you right, you shouldn't pick on the vertically challanged. smiley - smiley


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Post 163

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

You've got no worries then!!smiley - winkeye


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Post 164

Menza

So other than the ankle how was your weekend?


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Post 165

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

The highlight of my weekend was watch Ian (beefy) Botham walk through our town. He is doing one of his long walk thingys for "charity"...

I didn't plan it, just happend to be out and saw the bloke just walking along in the road with about 20 crew and a van. He looked pretty good concidering he had been walking non stop for 7 half hours. He's doing 26 miles a day!!!!

What about you?


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Post 166

Menza

Just sat here and dreamed about eating solid food. which I did manage to do today. I had bacon for tea. smiley - smiley


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Post 167

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

So it wasn't """"Crispy Bacon"""" then!!!!


No, I guess not...


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Post 168

Menza

Nope, boiled. Still tasted great though. I've been living on soup and rice for about 4 days now.


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Post 169

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

I actually feel quite sad for you!!!

I'm off now mate, gotta put a pig in a poke???

Sid...........


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Post 170

Menza

But I think its getting better, and way have a nice Monday.


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Post 171

Dancing Ermine

Which of the remedies worked?

BTW I don't advise trying to fly on a full stomach, I didn't get very far the other day.


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Post 172

Menza

Having a huge coughing fit that hurt like hell. Everything since has been lessened by comparison.


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Post 173

Mustapha

Of course not, it's far easier bouncing on a full stomach. If you're trying really hard at the flying, you should get quite good at it.

* grabs now-freed-and-smushed bag of potato chips, fills pitcher with Black Sheep *

If it's soggy bacon you're after, you should try the NZ variety, you can fry it for half an hour and you'd swear it was raw.


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Post 174

Menza

Can I turn the bar over to your capable hands, I've got to log off in a minute?

See you tomorrow, dont forget to hang up the self service sign when you leave


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Post 175

Dancing Ermine

I've to go soon too, I just wanted a swift drink and to catch up on things while I've been working.

*grabs another lemonade and blends slowly into the background*


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Post 176

Mustapha

* looks up from stove and Spanish omelette *

Cripes!!! * double-take * Where the hell did 97644 go?

Self-service for the next five minutes until I get this omelette under the grill. EV is desperate need of real food!


Gorillas

Post 177

Bluebottle

Hi, I'm back. Make mine a drumroll.
*sees Self-service sign, and helps himself*
That's typical - it's taken me so long to get here, and when I do, everyone's left... Anyway, who's responsible for the Bouncers outside? I keep trying to enter, and they keep chucking me out. And now when I do, as they've left, everyone else has left. That's typical....


Gorillas

Post 178

The Grim Squeaker

SQUEAK!

* pushes up sleeves on black robe and marches outside to brandish tiny scythe at bouncers*


Gorillas

Post 179

Bluebottle

Thanks Grim Squeaker - I knew I could count on you.


Gorillas

Post 180

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Do the "glowing eyes" bit Grim....That I'll sort them out!


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