h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ow *again*

Do you have any better suggestions? Barmen are noted for being fonts of knowledge on any subject

*throws stuff at the Barman for not coming up with anything good to say*

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*thinks*

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*vanishes under a pile of stuff*

*wonders how he's going to get served now*

*As if by magic the Self Service banner unfolds itself*

*pours self a . Puts it one the slate*

*sends in search hounds to find Menza under the pile of peanuts*

Did you want these or were you planning to eat your way out?

*on* the slate.

Are there any crisps there? Salt n vinegar preferably.

*sits munching on a bacon sandwich*
As much as I appreciate your logic purgot suk so I'm going with denial...
*crawls under the table to talk to Menz*
How do

*is sticking to Touring Cars so couldn't really give a t*ss anyway *

*ponders* was that table amongst the stuff you threw at yourself, Menza? You should take more care of yourself *adds ice-pack to the pile of stuff, should it be needed, and goes and helps self to a Drumroll*

Subaru's top of the constructors. Burns is not top of the drivers...

You only support people if they're not the underdogs? That's a shame - supporting people you don't think will win is always fun Any game of football that I honestly don't care which side wins (quite often) but am still watching / forced to watch, I'll cheer on whichever side is scored against first

*Hands Tink a packet of fruit gums and then munches some peanuts*

Hey, I support Middlesbrough FC, so I'm hardly a glory supporter. That said, in the Rally, I normally support whichever British driver is doing best.

*muffled shout*

As long as he's British, he probably is the underdog.

*waits for more stuff to get thrown*

*decides to save stuff to throw at any Man United supporters *

*Gathers lots of stuff to throw at Man U supporters*

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*watches closly for any red shirts*

Ahem, Middlesbrough wear red as well, so watch it.

Those with red shirts just get closer inspection, not an automatic volley of stuff.

Glad to hear it. Besides Man U have so many different coloured shirts that only watching for red you might miss some.