h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If we did always lose a member of the nobility every time we forgot a number I don't think I'd curse my bad memory as much as I do

I wouldn't count on it.

Viscount ven vou can have calculator?

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*Pushes buttons ...gives up in disgust*
No batteries!
*Earls calculator through window*

When summer comes, why stay in a pub when we can put a Maquis on the lawn?

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The sun's been so strong that the lawn looks a bit baron.

I thought it was because they ladies plastic sheets on it all the time. A lord cannot breathe through one of those (yes, even ones without colds).

I won't respond to such a kingky pun...

Isn't it a bit earl-y to resort to such a ploy?

Yes - why jack it all in when we were doing Sowells.

*notices he's slipped into the realms of gambling and wine by mistake* Ahem - too many late nights working (including tonight )

Nevermind, at your age you're likely to forget things, but fear not, for I respect both an Ealdorman and woman.

My age? Cheeky!

*thinks the researchers' knowledge of upper class names has been exhausted*

Well I'm stuck and I've had 4 weeks to think about it.

Doing any better now?

It suddenly occurred to me that I've not been here in an age, so all round in celebration at my return.

Still in Canada Baggy?
If so try to locate a St. Ambrose Stout. It might remind you of home...

for everyone!

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*pours lots of *

Its been a while since we've been in here.

Menza. How's the tooth?

Wannabe, yes I'm still in Canada, but I've never been a fan of stout. Had some Boddies the other day (and got odd looks when I called it "Boddies").

At the moment I'm trying to help organise a meet-up in Reading - you're all invited if you are able to come! See A694893

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Not on the 11th of May I can't. I'll be in British Columbia then.