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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Mar 5, 2002
happy birthday 
*gives her a specail crystal that makes rainbows*
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153745 Posted Mar 5, 2002
Oh, thanks for reminding me, Giga 
*runs outside and a faint groaning can be heard as Yossarian slowly drags an enormous purple 
into the bar*
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Cakewalker Posted Mar 5, 2002
*faint* groaning? It's obviously not a big enough present 
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153745 Posted Mar 6, 2002
Um...
Yes.
For the record, it's not heavy at all just rather large; so large that I can't lift it but I have to drag it instead and I groan faintly while doing so because my biceps have whithered from what they once were this summer and I have grown increasingly dependant on my towel if, for example, Zero were to go berserk and get in a fight with me...
But none of that matters because I want to celebrate Jen's party already...
*runs to the jukebox and puts on some music, hands Jen the 
knife, passes around the 
, then, while waiting for Jen to cut the , he runs to the dance floor and begins to boogie*
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Mar 6, 2002
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 6, 2002
[Dylan falls down from nowhere in particular.]
[Zero] Hi, Dylan.
[Dylan] Hey, Zero. Seen Affy around here?
[Zero] No. This is the Maverick's Table. No, not THAT kind of Maverick!
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Engels42 (Thingite Minister of Leaky Ethics and Spiffyness) Posted Mar 6, 2002
*also falls from now where in particular, carrying a 
, funny as it's not particular, but it seems like a popular spot to fall from*
that was neat....ummm....now...where?
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Mar 6, 2002
Gum-wrapper: Howdy, y'all!
Zeb: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! *WHUMP*
Gum-wrapper: AAAAAAAAAGH!! *PLOP*...Ya consarned idjit!!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 7, 2002
[Dylan] ... So we need to find another plot hole.
[Zero] Have you tried convenience?
[Dylan] Yep.
[Zero] Instant plot device?
[Dylan] Been done.
[Zero] Okay, howabout that gum wrapper?
[Dylan] If IT doesn't cause the next plot hole, then there must be SOME reason for its existence.
[Zero] Why not just try going to CLI?
[pause]
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Mar 7, 2002
*hands out specail crystals to all*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 7, 2002
[Zero] What does "specail" mean?
[Dylan] That was a typo, you moron. Zeb ... perhaps we should try some sort of conventional means of getting to CLI.
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Mar 7, 2002
whats CLI?
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Mar 7, 2002
Zeb: CLI is Crater Lab Industries... ahhh... THAT takes me back. Anyway, if you want, I'll call in Dimmy with the BileStar. I had to sell that big honkin' Midnight Maggot I used to own, but the BS is a serviceable craft. Worthy of making an planet-hop like this, anyway. And it's small enough to actually LAND, so that's a plus.
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Mar 7, 2002
ic ic
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 8, 2002
[Dylan] Right ... Um, if it's all the same to you, Zeb, I'll just use my authory powers to go there. Oh, and CLI stands for "Crater Labs, Inc."
[Dylan causes a bouquet of flowers to appear. They explode in a huge puff of smoke, and when the smoke is gone, Dylan is at F32669?thread=170783]
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Mar 8, 2002
Zeb: Industries, Incorporated; same difference. Now how am *I* supposed to get to the labs-... oh, right, BileStar... okay...
Zeb(into phone): Yo, Dimmy? Zeb... yeah, I need a lift... what do you MEAN you're busy... Enterprise?? Dammit, I don't care WHO you're running interference for, no interplanetary conflict is as important as my getting from point A to point B... yes, that's right, I AM asking you to abandon them in the heat of battle... good... thanks man, I'll be waiting.
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- 1361: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Mar 5, 2002)
- 1362: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 5, 2002)
- 1363: 153745 (Mar 5, 2002)
- 1364: Cakewalker (Mar 5, 2002)
- 1365: Cakewalker (Mar 5, 2002)
- 1366: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 6, 2002)
- 1367: 153745 (Mar 6, 2002)
- 1368: Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours (Mar 6, 2002)
- 1369: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 6, 2002)
- 1370: Engels42 (Thingite Minister of Leaky Ethics and Spiffyness) (Mar 6, 2002)
- 1371: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Mar 6, 2002)
- 1372: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 7, 2002)
- 1373: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Mar 7, 2002)
- 1374: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 7, 2002)
- 1375: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Mar 7, 2002)
- 1376: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Mar 7, 2002)
- 1377: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Mar 7, 2002)
- 1378: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 8, 2002)
- 1379: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Mar 8, 2002)
- 1380: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 8, 2002)
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