A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
The Maverick Table
153745 Posted Jun 20, 2001
Er,
Really?
*grabs the 
out of his hands and drinks it down*
Why Dry?
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153745 Posted Jun 20, 2001
Morning, Menza. I hope you would be kind enough as to not shun me from the h2g2 world as so many others have and at least serve to me a few drinks. *wipes a tear from his bruised eye*
I'll have three 
and .
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153745 Posted Jun 20, 2001
*goes through the first two and begins to sip the , trying not to be affected by the horrible migraine he is experiencing from a long night of drinking*
You're the best. Thanks. 
And if a tab ever happens to show up on any researcher, send it in my direction because the drinks are still on me...
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153745 Posted Jun 20, 2001
You wouldn't have anything I could take for this killer migraine I'm having, would you? A sandwich, maybe...
The Maverick Table
153745 Posted Jun 20, 2001
Anything, Menza, anything. I'm in pretty bad shape. A 
would do nicely. Anything, please...
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153745 Posted Jun 20, 2001
I'm going back to bed
*finishes off the last rounds of 
, lies down on the Maverick Table, using his towel as a blanket, and falls into a deep child-like slumber*
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153745 Posted Jun 20, 2001
*Wakes up and runs to the counter*
Menza! Menza!
Give me a glass of , I need to celebrate!
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153745 Posted Jun 20, 2001
I need your help with something. Would you happen to know how to build a restaurant? I've been assigned the task ever since I mentioned the idea of having a restaurant to Mark Moxon and Abi this morning and I have no idea how to go about doing it!
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I'm not really here Posted Jun 20, 2001
*runs in, knocks back a and leaves, looking rushed and rather grubby*
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153745 Posted Jun 20, 2001
*says to no one in particular*
That's the fourth time that's happened today.
The Maverick Table
153745 Posted Jun 20, 2001
*says to no one in particular*
That's the fourth time that's happened today.
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153745 Posted Jun 20, 2001
she just ran in for a quick drink. Nice girl. Ever talk to her before?
Here, drink this...
*hands over a *
The Maverick Table
153745 Posted Jun 20, 2001
There is no need to personally insult me by not accepting the drink I've offered you...
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153745 Posted Jun 20, 2001
No hard feelings?
*raises his glass for a toast, realizes that no one's around, then takes a long hard pull at his
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Bagpuss Posted Jun 20, 2001
I do prefer , but it wasn't that; I was watching James Bond.
I'm pretty sure I've met Mina before, but I forget where.
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