h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*goes through another 3 , stands up on the Maverick Table and yells, "Had I remained there despite the passage of hours, to stare at that bird's head, that spear's tip, that obverse helmet, as it traced its diagonals in the void, grazing the opposing points of its astigmatic circumference, I would have fallen victim to an illusion: that the Pendulum's plane of oscillation had gone full circle, had returned to its starting point in thirty-two hours, describing an ellipse that rotated around its center at a speed proportional to the sine of its latitude! And by the way, Drinks are on me!" sits back down, orders a , and offers Bagpuss another *

*realizes that Bagpuss had left the pub, and drinks his

*finishes off all of the previous drinks ordered, and orders another four *

This is for Kal if he ever happens to successfully drop by

I think I figured it out.

Thank you,is that on the rocks, I definately need it iced.

It's a hot night and it was a pain figuring out the posting thing. I wish that had found an actual location with drinks. How about a red Y with ice.

On the rocks, eh?

Here you go, old chap.

*hands Kal a *

I actually haven't successfully figured out the wine and champagne, but what I gave you will do

This is very cumbersome. I think I shouldn't be drinking at twelve in the morning, especially not with comittee tomorrow, wouldn't do to be hung over...

How'd you do that?

*Kal has an and look surpsingling dazed, like he exoected somehting else* I thought it was milk.

Blast all of you researchers who ignore my Maverick Table! Don't you see what you're missing!

*orders and drinks *

I'm off to see the magical sleep fairy.

Kal, what is your absolute favorite movie?

I'd have to say Mr Death.

*orders two more and passes one to Kal*

What's that one about?

It's a documentary about a man who builds execution devices. He is hired by a Nazis to prove that Auschwitz had no gas chambers. Thanks but I'm staying dry tonight.

It's a documentary about a man who builds execution devices. He is hired by a Nazis to prove that Auschwitz had no gas chambers. Thanks but I'm staying dry tonight.