h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*chuckles*

Oh, I'm very much an optomist, even though i'm often uncertain of how its spelled. I not a worrier. I'm a part time thinker, part time drinker, part time idiot, merry flower-maker in a purple dress. With too much make up.

I reckon on getting as close to paradise/utopia in all lives, worlds and realities, or at least theres no reason not to try and put your head that way, if you see what i mean?

pj

to life in general!

To life, all its highs, and the few of its lows!

dya fancy a pint?

Do you have any advice as to what I should do about this person that is unfotunately really making me feel low?

*orders another round of *

I fancy more than just one...

women eh?

as for advice, i have none. Perhaps try sticking you head in a bucket of cold water. Or just stop thinking about that person, or when you do think about all the things that are wrong with them...

Men. All b*****ds.



pj

No, you see, I'm a man, and I'm no b*****d.

This might be hard for women to comprehend, but all men aren't b*****ds, and the ones that aren't are not neccessarily feminine-acting, yeah?

As your advice, I guess you are a bit crotchety tonight, aren't you...

*drinks a , and a few of the he ordered too*

nah.. all men are b*****ds and all women are bints. Except possibly you and i

And my best mate. Hes gr8. And my freinds, theyre nice too. And most people on h2g2. And that nice lady i met at the bus-stop yesterday. And sheila in the bakery. And Cory, who sells pictures. My family are nice too. In fact, come to think of it, most people in the world are very nice indeed. Its just that sometimes they can accidentally break each others hearts...



Oh listen to me, sitting in an imaginary bar wearing too much make up and getting drunk on smiley gin.

Perhaps we could change the subject.

Whats your favourite cheese?

pj

I actually happen to really like cheese, but not so much that I've bothered to figure out which one...

What's your favorite cheese?

And maybe I'll ask about a topic I know about...

What type of music do you like?

*drinks the , and a few *

I'm beginning to get a bit tipsy...

*falls off his chair and climbs up successfully for the first time without hitting his head on the underside of the table*

uuuhhh probably feta cheese in a greek salad atm.

Fave tune of the mo is pulps new track, sunrise. Other than that, tastes vary from pop to crass to 50s musicals and manchester stuff...

me too is getting rather squiffyy...

(pours drink into my glass, your glass, my handbag and onto the floor. Ooops!



pj

I'm going to be feeling this tomorrow...

I'm into bluesy-rock; Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Cream...
But then again, I'll listen to anything so long as it happens to hit my ears the right way, so to speak.

*goes through four more *

Yuu no?! I'ma gonnagets...some sleep. I'z like, been great *pauses, and looks around*

Chatting. ButtI'va gonnat run.

*tries to sober up*

please come back to talk again...it was nice...

*winks, stumbles out the door, and disappears into the darkness. Merry singing can be heard in the distance*

men. all b*****ds. just start getting to know a fella and he b****rs off. Tsk. Typical. Humph.



Cheers for the booze yosso.

See you around

pj

*walks in with a towel over his head*

Ugh...

*Falls into a chair at the Maverick Table, lies there for a few moments silent, decides to order a few to clear his hangover, drinks them down, feels no difference, orders another round, drinks those down, and this time feels a very negative difference*

Ugh...

Well, that was a nice conversation last night.

*passes out*

*wakes up*

I'm going home...

*walks out the door*

*Polishes some glasses*

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so what happened? whose posting got shot NOW?

Mine, of course!

All I did was enter the bar in a great mood and sing outloud, Will This Be Love," by Jimi Hendrix. And then I walked here (at the Table), sat down, and began to read a book I brought from home