Created | Updated Dec 21, 2006
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The Post
Christmas Poetry Competition 2006
They scraped him up with a spade,
But his grip was tenacious.
They sprayed him down with a hose,
But he still clung on.
So they made him into a monument,
And put flowers round his edge.
Now the traffic goes round, not o'er him,
That bloody, pulpy mess.
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