DNA
Created | Updated Feb 12, 2002
DNA, that´s short for deoxyribonuleic acid, is the stuff that tells a fertilized egg whether is more fun to develop into a most-of-the-time asexual purple slug, a sex-crazed bonobono ape or a sex-crazed president of some leading nation (by the way, you would be surprised to see that there is hardly a difference between the latter two, strictly speaking from the DNA point of view).
Recent researches of the human genome project analysing the human DNA code sequence suggest that only 30% of the DNA contain useful information. According to MicroSoft officials this is easily explained by the rest 70% being inserted comments to explain the genetic code.
Alternatively, some church officials state those 70% to be divine copyright and license terms and conditions which they - as HIS local representatives - are entitled to put to effective use by claiming all royalties of the human genome project.
Considering the mess those reproducing life forms have caused on this planet the most plausible explanation however is the one suggesting that those 70% contain a warranty disclaimer by the creator rejecting any responsibility for the use of DNA.
Recent researches of the human genome project analysing the human DNA code sequence suggest that only 30% of the DNA contain useful information. According to MicroSoft officials this is easily explained by the rest 70% being inserted comments to explain the genetic code.
Alternatively, some church officials state those 70% to be divine copyright and license terms and conditions which they - as HIS local representatives - are entitled to put to effective use by claiming all royalties of the human genome project.
Considering the mess those reproducing life forms have caused on this planet the most plausible explanation however is the one suggesting that those 70% contain a warranty disclaimer by the creator rejecting any responsibility for the use of DNA.
