Here are the Telegram Game Weekly Results - 2007

Game One

Results on word:-

ULTRA

1/4

First Place - ToyBox - 12 Points

'Utter Loony Texan Rules America'

Second Place - Pedro - 7 Points

'Utilise Latex To Reduce 'Accidents' '

Third Place - Deep Doo Doo - 5 Points

'Unsurprisingly, Lonely Teenagers Resent Acne'

Game One

Results on word:-

JOURNAL

2/4

First Place - Roymondo - 13 Points

'Jeremiah's Origami Unfortunately Resembles Nightmares About Leprechauns'

Second Place - B'Elana - 11 Points

'Join Our Underguide! Read Narratives At Leisure'

Third Place - Deep Doo Doo - 6 Points

'Jogging Over Uneven Roads Normally Aggravates Legs'

Game One

Results on word:-

UMBRELLA

3/4

First Place - MazinMadFiddler - 4 Points

'Unicorns Must Be Relics - Extinction Leaves Little Around'

Equal Second Place - B'Elana - 3 Points

'Unfortunately, My Body Recently Expanded Laterally. Lankiness Adieu'

Equal Second Place - Deep Doo Doo - 3 Points

'Underground, Moles Blindly Rake Earth, Leaving Lawns Affected'

Equal Second Place - Venus - 3 Points

'Uncle Melvin's Boring Ramblings! Everyone Left Long Ago'

Game One

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CRISPS

4/4

First Place - MazinMadFiddler - 16 Points

'Could Radioactive Isotope Secretly Poison Spy?'

Second Place - Icy North - 7 Points

'Chauffering Reindeer Is So Passé'

Third Place - ToyBox - 6 Points

'Casino Royale: Intrigue, Spies, Poker, Sex!'

Game Two

Results on word:-

CANDLE

1/4

First Place - Icy North - 10 Points

'Crikey - Approaching Nudists - Don't Look, Ethel!'

Second Place - Mazin MadFiddler - 8 Points

'Cricket! - Australia Naturally Defeats Lacklustre England!'

Third Place - Venus - 5 Points

'Cozy And Nice During Long Evenings.'

Game Two

Results on word:-

LOTION

2/4

First Place - Bomdon - 7 Points

'Laughter On Titanic Is Over Now.'

Second Place - MazinMadFiddler - 6 Points

'London Olympics - Turning Into Overpriced Nightmare.'

Third Place - Vestboy - 4 Points

'Look Out! Tony Is Ordering Nukes!'

Game Two

Results on word:-

SLEIGH

3/4

Equal First Place - Icy North - 3 Points

'Suffolk Law Enforcement Investigates Ghastly Happenings.'

Equal First Place - MazinMadFiddler - 3 Points

'So Long Everyone, I'm Going Home.'

Equal Third Place - Icy North - 2 Points

'Stone-throwers Live Expensively In Glass Houses.'

Equal Third Place - Vestboy - 2 Points

'Sacha Latest! Exclusive! Inbred Goat Herder!'

Game Two

Results on word:-

TURKEY

4/4

First Place - Vestboy - 7 Points

'That's Unsocial Rudolf, Kindly Explain Yourself.'

Equal Second Place - Icy North - 3 Points

'That Unfertilised, Reproducing Komodo Expects Youngsters.'

Equal Second Place - MazinMadFiddler - 3 Points

'Transport Uplifts Rates - Ken Extorts You.'

Game Three

Results on word:-

SADNESS

1/4

First Place - Vestboy - 15 Points

'Saddam: Arrest, Detention, Noose. End, Sadly Soured.'

Second Place - Icy North- 6 Points

'Schoolboys Apparently Dream 'Nookie' Every Six Seconds.'

Third Place - MazinMadFiddler - 4 Points

'Seasonal Affected Disorder Normally Ends Spring Start'

Game Three

Results on word:-

POETRY

2/4

First Place - Chorlton - 14 Points

'Parents Often Exasperate Their Rebellious Youngsters'

Second Place - Vestboy - 5 Points

'Poets often exhort, "Try rhyming yourself!" '

Equal Third Place - 'Mazin'MadFiddler -3 Points

'Professor Offers Extraordinary Theories Regarding Youths.'

Equal Third Place - Chorlton -3 Points

'Penguins Only Email Their Relations Yearly'

Equal Third Place - Scorpio_Witch -3 Points

'People On Elephants Tried Racing Yesterday'

Game Three

Results on word:-

HURRICANE

3/4

First Place - DeepDooDoo - 7 Points

'How Unbelievable! Reckless Rummaging Inside Containers After 'Napoli' Evacuated.'

Second Place - Vestboy - 6 Points

'Help Us! Rocky's Return Is Cruel And Not Essential'

Equal Third Place - MazinMadFiddler - 5 Points

'Hurtful Ugly Racist Remarks Incense Certain Asian Non-Expatriots.'

Equal Third Place - Icy North - 5 Points

'Harry Upstages Royal Reception, Immaculately Clothed As Nazi Extremist.'

Game Three

Results on word:-

CARS

4/4

First Place - scorpio_witch - 8 Points

'Corvettes Are Racing Specials.'

Second Place - Vestboy - 5 Points

'Chocolate allergy. Reaction: Spots.'

Third Place - Icy North - 4 Points

'Can't Abide Reality Shows.'

Game Four

Results on word:-

KEYBOARD

1/4

First Place - Scorpio_witch - 8 Points

'Kremlin Evicts Yeltsin But Only After Russian Dissolution'

Equal Second Place - DeepDooDoo - 6 Points

'Karaoke; Excruciatingly Yodelled Ballaads. Occassionally A Real Diamond'

Equal Second Place - Icy North - 6 Points

'Koreans Eat Yellow Beans Off A Round Dish'

Equal Third Place - B'Elana - 5 Points

'Knowingly Ever Yikesed B'Els Odd And Remarkable Dialect?'

Equal Third Place - Icy North - 5 Points

'Kazakhstani Entraps Yanks: Borat Observes Appalling Redneck Discrimination'

Game Four

Results on word:-

SWIMMER

2/4

Equal First Place - scorpio_witch - 7 Points

'Skunks Will Inevitably Musk Mark Every Route'

Equal Rirst Place - DeepDooDoo - 7 Points

'Snowy Weather Instigated Mayhem. Motorways Eventually Re-opened'

Third Place - 'Mazin'MadFiddler - 5 Points

'Second Win Is Miraculous - Many Englishmen Rejoice'

Game Four

Results on word:-

POTATO

3/4

First Place - DeepDooDoo - 9 Points

'Pieces Of Toblerone Attack Teeth - Ouch!'

Second Place - Scorpio_witch - 7 Points

'Please Officer, That's A Tiny Offence'

Equal Third Place - Vestboy - 3 Points

'Partying on? Take A Towel Out'

Equal Third Place - Icy North - 3 Points

'Planet Of The Apes Trilogy - Overrated'

Game Four

Results on word:-

SNAKE

4/4

Equal First Place - DeepDooDoo - 8 Points

'Sausages Need Additional Ketchup Enhancement'

Equal First Place - DeepDooDoo - 8 Points

'Sensitive Nightclubbers Avoid Kebab Eateries'

Equal Third Place - Vestboy - 5 Points

'Single 'Neuter All Kittens!' Eccentric'

Equal Third Place - Icy North - 5 Points

'Shuttlecraft Neutralises A Klingon Expedition'

Game Five

Results on word:-

PETROL

1/4

First Place - Vestboy - 6 Points

'Pfut! Engine Terminates. Recompense? Obviously Liable!'

Equal Second Place - Icy North - 5 Points

'Please Eat The Rack Of Lamb.'

Equal Second Place - B'Elana - 5 Points

'Paleoanthropologists Everywhere Try Reading Osseus Leftovers'

Equal Second Place - B'Elana - 5 Points

'Pants Ever Tighter? Resist Overindulgent Lunches'

Game Five

Results on word:-

JUBILEE

2/4

Equal First Place - DeepDooDoo - 6 Points

'Jordan's Underwired Bras Ingeniously Levitate Enormous Enhancements.'

Equal First Place - Chris - 6 Points

'Jazz Union Brings In Ludicrous Euphonium Embargo'

Third Place - Scorpio_witch - 5 Points

'Jogging Uphill Becomes Infinitely Less Easy Eventually'

Game Five

Results on word:-

TEARS

3/4

First Place - MazinMadFiddler - 5 Points

'Taxes Erase Any Recent Savings.'

Equal Second Place - Scorpio_witch - 4 Points

'Tortoises Eat Apples Really Slowly'

Equal Second Place - Magwitch - 4 Points

'Thomas Edison Applied Real Science'

Game Five

Results on word:-

HOTEL

4/4

First Place -Skankyrich - 6 Points

'Helpless Octogenarian's Travel England's Lengths'

Second Place - Icy North - 5 Points

'HooTooer's On Tour - Expected London'

Third Place - B'Elana - 4 Points

'Haggis Overdose? Try Eating Lamb!'

Game Six

Results on word:-

DREAMS

1/4

First Place - Scorpio_witch - 6 Points

'During REM, Eyes Actively Move Suddenly!'

Second Place - BlackBerryCat - 6 Points

'Drastically Reducing Expenditure Allows More Savings.'

Third Place - Icy North - 5 Points

'Dounreay Reactor Explodes And Millions Suffer'

Game Six

Results on word:-

MAUNDY

2/4

Equal First Place - MazinMadFiddler - 5 Points

'Many Athletes Use Natural Dietery Yeasts'

Equal First Place - Scorpio_witch - 5 Points

'Must Attack Undergrowth - Not Done Yesterday'

Equal First Place - Scorpio_witch - 5 Points

'Matabele Africans Understand Ngosi - Do You?'

Game Six

Results on word:-

DENTIST

3/4

First Place - Scorpio_witch - 12 Points

'During Extractions, No Time Is Spent Talking'

Equal Second Place - Icy North - 5 Points

'Don't Expect Nuns To Insult Saint Theresa'

Equal Second Place - Skankyrich - 5 Points

'Do England Never Try? Insipid, Sloppy Team...'

Game Six

Results on word:-

SPRING

4/4

First Place - Skankyrich - 9 Points

'Spotting Pretty Robins In Nature Garden'

Equal Second Place - Scorpio_witch - 5 Points

'Startled Penguins Rampage In Noisy Groups.'

Equal Second Place - Bomdon - 5 Points

'Shouldn't People Relax In Nice Gardens?'

Game Seven

Results on word:-

FLIGHT

1/4

Equal First Place - scorpio_witch - 8 Points

'Feeding Lions Is Great - Hazardous Though!'

Equal First Place - PedanticBarSteward - 8 Points

Feeling Like I'll Get High Tonight.'

Third Place - Icy North - 6 Points

Foreman's Leaving - I'm Going Home Too.'

Game Seven

Results on word:-

LIBRARY

2/4

First Place - scorpio_witch - 8 Points

Lowering Inhibitions! Beer Radically Alters Reality - Yikes.'

Second Place - 'Mazin'MadFiddler - 7 Points

'Labour Is Brown's, Right After Reid Yields.'

Third Place - DeepDooDoo - 6 Points

' "Look, I'm Bloody Rich" Announces Rejected Yuppie.'

Game Seven

Results on word:-

GARDENS

3/4

First Place - PedanticBarSteward - 6 Points

'Great Aunt Roberta Died Eating Nasturtium Seeds.'

Equal Second Place - McKay - 2 Points

Gleeful Alan Reviews Dimmock's Entirely Nude Show.

Equal Second Place - PedanticBarSteward - 5 Points

Genuine Altruistic Reasons Don't Ever Need Sense.

Equal Second Place - scorpio_witch -5 Points

Good Agriculture Requires Dedicated Effort - No Slacking.'

Game Seven

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MUSIC

4/4

First Place - ToyBox - 12 Points

'Moaning Unnerves Soloists In Concerts.'

Second Place - 'Mazin'MadFiddler - 8 Points

'Molluscs Use Secretions In Crawling.'

Third Place - PedanticBarSteward - 6 Points

Move Up Sonny - I'm Cramped.'

Game Eight

Results on word:-

BRIDGE

1/4

First Place - Vestboy - 11 Points

'Blair Resigns, In Delight Gordon Emerges.'

Second Place - Icy North - 5 Points.

'British Rail Invents Daft, Goofy Excuses.'

Equal Third Place - Icy North - 4 Points

'B'Elana Revels In Dazzling Guide Entries.'

Equal Third Place - 'Mazin'MadFiddler - 4 Points

'Ballot Rigging In Democratic General Elections.'

Equal Third Place - scorpio_witch - 4 Points

'Being Retired Is Definitely Getting Easier.'

Equal Third Place - Toybox - 4 Points

'Batman/Robin: Indisputably Dangerous Gangster Enemies.'

Game Eight

Results on word:-

FROZEN

2/4

First Place - Toybox - 7 Points

'Ford Remembers Outdrinking Zaphod's Energetic Nephew.'

Second Place - Icy North - 6 Points

'Fatah Radically Opposes Zionist Expansion, Naturally.'

Equal Third Place - Chorlton - 5 Points

'For Rocking Out, Zeplin's (sic) Extremly Noisy.

Equal Third Place - Vestboy - 5 Points

'Flatulence Rarely Offends Zookeeper, Except Nocturnally.'

Equal Third Place - Vestboy - 5 Points

'Fate Rains Opportunities: Zimmers Entertaining Newscast.'

Game Eight

Results on word:-

WINDMILL

3/4

First Place - B'Elana - 13 Points

'Where's Icy North? Daily Mirror investigates London's Libraries.'

Second Place - PedanticBarSteward - 7 Points

'Whether I Notice Doesn't Matter - It Looks Ludicrous.'

Third Place - Bomdon - 6 Points

'What I Now Do, Maybe I'll Like Later!'

Game Eight

Results on word:-

HAIR

4/4

First Place - scorpio_witch - 11 Points

'Haven't Any Ideas Really!'

Second Place - Terliwig - 5 Points

'Hamster Ate Inflateable Referrees.'

Equal Third Place - Chorlton - 4 Points

'Hamsters Are Interesting Rodents.'

Equal Third Place - Toybox - 4 Points

'Hunting Ants is Ridiculous!'

Game Nine

Results on word:-

THUNDER

1/4

First Place - Chorlton - 15 Points

'Two Hundred Umbrellas Needed Directly, Expecting Rain.''

Second Place - B'Elana - 10 Points

'Tried Heating Uncle Nigel's Dog? Expect Retribution.'

Third Place - PedanticBarSteward - 8 Points

'They Have, Unfortunately, Not Done Everything Required.'

Game Nine

Results on word:-

SUNSHINE

2/4

First Place - Vestboy - 8 Points

'Slippery Udders Need Skillful Handling If Nutrition's Expected.'

Second Place - Icy North - 5 Points

'Some Thinking Nurse Stuffed Herbs In Nan's Ears.'

Equal Third Place - Bomdon - 4 Points

'Speaking Urdu Nowadays Spurs Hostility In Nervous England.'

Equal Third Place - Icy North - 4 Points

'Sick Usually Need Some Healthcare If Nothing Else'

Equal Third Place - MazinMadFiddler - 4 Points

'Soviet Union Needs Some Humanity In Negotiating Extraditions.'

Equal Third Place - Vestboy - 4 Points

'Submarines Under North Sea Hunt International Enemies.'

Game Nine

Results on word:-

BROTHER

3/4

First Place - Icy North - 12 Points

'British Rail Opens The Half-baked Excuse Register.'

Second Place - B'Elana - 9 Points

'H2G2 Entries Are Researched Thoroughly.'

Equal Third Place - Bomdon - 5 Points

'Betrayal Ruins One's True Honour, Erodes Reliability.'

Equal Third Place - Bomdon - 5 Points

'B'Elana Reads Our Telegrams, Hands Encouraging Remarks.'

Equal Third Place - PedanticBarSteward - 5 Points

'Bu$$er Reality - Only the Hindus Expected Reincarnation.'

Game Nine

Results on word:-

HEART

4/4

First Place - Icy North - 11 Points

'Happily Ever After? Idiculous Thought.'

Equal Second Place - PedanticBarSteward - 5 Points

Hamilton Expects Another Raikkonen Thrashing.'

Equal Second Place - Bomdon - 5 Points

'Homeless Eskimos Abhor Rising Temperatures'

Game Ten

Results on word:-

POTTER

1/4

First Place - Bomdon - 9 Points

'Picking Out Tangled Tresses Exasperates Rapunzel.'

Equal Second Place - Bomdon - 4 Points

'Pondering Over These Telegrams Earn Rewards.'

Third Place - PedanticBarSteward - 4 Points

'Politicians Ought To Take Early Retirement.'

Game Ten

Results on word:-

FISH

2/4

First Place - Icy North - 12 Points

'Fire Instructions: Shout Help!'

Second Place - Toybox - 8 Points

'For Information, See Hootoo.'

Equal Third Place - B'Elana- 4 Points

'Foot-and-mouth In Surrey. Help!'

Equal Third Place - Icy North - 4 Points

'Friday! I'm So Happy!.'

Game Ten

Results on word:-

VISITORS

3/4

First Place - Icy North - 9 Points

'Very Irritating - Shoppers In Tesco's On Roller Skates.'

Equal Second Place - B'Elana - 6 Points

'Vestboy Is Stylish In Tuxedo Over Ragged Shirt.'

Third Place - Toybox - 6 Points

'Virtue Is Sitting In The Orangery Reading Shakespeare.'

Game Ten

Results on word:-

WORM

4/4

First Place - Toybox - 7 Points

'Watch Out, Roving Mormons.'

Second Place - B'Elana - 5 Points

'Women Override Ridiculous Men.'

Third Place - PedanticBarSteward - 4 Points

'Women Only Require Money.'

Well Done to all of you who haven taken part.

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'Mazin MadFiddler

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