h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dirty little boy reading a poem shuffles on.... remember that one?

I remember the ad, which was much parodied. Unfortunately I can't remember the words, only a very naughty version which begins
" We met a girl called Freda,
My bruvver Pete and me........"

Dont' forget the beanz mum!' was in there somewhere.

In the original, yes; but not in my version!!!!!