North Carolina
Created | Updated Mar 5, 2002
North Carolina is one of the fifty United States of America. It's middling-sized for a state and shaped like a big triangle. Millions of human beings live there, along with one quadrillion mosquitoes, the Great Dismal Swamp and a whole lot of loblolly pines. It has a temperate sort of climate and is conveniently located in the dead center of hurricane alley.
North Carolina's most important export is tobacco. Let's face it: the place was founded on tobacco, and grows the best, most plentiful tobacco of any place on Earth. North Carolina is therefore probably one of the leading causes of death. Many people have realized this, and are working to correct the situation by encouraging people to grow more useful things, such as food. This is proving difficult, however, because lots of people want to smoke tobacco, and a whole bunch of others want to sell tobacco to the ones who want to smoke it. The entire situation has been widely regarded as further evidence that the universe should be apprehended and shot as quickly as possible.
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North Carolina's most important export is tobacco. Let's face it: the place was founded on tobacco, and grows the best, most plentiful tobacco of any place on Earth. North Carolina is therefore probably one of the leading causes of death. Many people have realized this, and are working to correct the situation by encouraging people to grow more useful things, such as food. This is proving difficult, however, because lots of people want to smoke tobacco, and a whole bunch of others want to sell tobacco to the ones who want to smoke it. The entire situation has been widely regarded as further evidence that the universe should be apprehended and shot as quickly as possible.
add bits on cotton, venus flytraps, RTP
