Belgium
Created | Updated Mar 5, 2002
A strange country. A place where fun is something that happens to other people, in other nations. It has weird concepts. For instance, their most admired soccer player is admired simply because he has maimed and hospitalised more defenders than the Columbian mafia. Their idea of racy and revealing clothing is a thick wollen jumper. A politcal scandal is when they call their secretaries by their first names, or if they don't have their socks pulled up above their knees. Despite this, they have somehow managed to establish the European parliament in Brussels. Aliens, bomb it, please. We beg you.
