h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

To paraglide, not only do you need a paraglider (said large oversized parachute), but you also need:

1. Wind, as long as there is not very much of it.
2. Hill (or hills). The Object you sit on waiting for the right ammount of wind in the right direction so that you can fly.
3. Mobile Phone (Cell Phone). Used to call people sitting on other hills to ask if the wind is any good there?

It's that simple, huh?! I must give it a try.
Guess I should get a mobile phone aswell, I was resisting as long as possible.