Ecco
Created | Updated Mar 9, 2002
Ecco is a nutritious bedtime drink, it has no caffiene in it, which is a good reason not to drink it. It's supposed to taste like coffee, which should only be drunk if one has an essay or an exam.
Ecco is pointless in its own right but so is methodone. Drink this stuff if you want to sleep at night. It doesn't actually taste _bad_. A good thing to do with Ecco if you don't want to drink it is to hand the tin with its lid loose to some one to whom it is an alien subtance and say something like, "Here you go, a full tin of Ecco" to which they will reply,"what? There's nothing in this tin, it feels so light!" they will then turn the tin upside-down and spill ecco all over their feet. Ecco weighs nothing! Wierd. Don't drink toxic concoctions like coffee or wierd stuff like Ecco. Drink tea with milk, it's really nice.
Ecco is pointless in its own right but so is methodone. Drink this stuff if you want to sleep at night. It doesn't actually taste _bad_. A good thing to do with Ecco if you don't want to drink it is to hand the tin with its lid loose to some one to whom it is an alien subtance and say something like, "Here you go, a full tin of Ecco" to which they will reply,"what? There's nothing in this tin, it feels so light!" they will then turn the tin upside-down and spill ecco all over their feet. Ecco weighs nothing! Wierd. Don't drink toxic concoctions like coffee or wierd stuff like Ecco. Drink tea with milk, it's really nice.
