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shazzPRME Posted Oct 4, 1999
OOPS! There goes the Apsidistra.....and what on earth was THAT hiding underneath it!?
shazz 
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John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" Posted Oct 4, 1999
Hey Vlad... I never stake that Aspidistra.
I water it with a mix of Iron Bru and really strong tea piped straight from Wigan.
JTG
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Vladimir Posted Oct 5, 1999
Ah. Ok.
*Extricates himself from twine entanglement*
I drink Yorkshire Tea nowadays *sentimental music in the background*
Tea like I remember from when I wor a lad. We used to come 'ome tired 'n' dirty from school and our mam would 'ave a pot ready on't brew.
Th's nowt s'warmin' as a real cup 'o' Yorkshire tea wi' some fresh buttered pikelets.....
*fades away in a sepia haze*
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John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" Posted Oct 5, 1999
Beautifully done... I'm weeping intuh me cloth cap thinkin on't.
Dash it all... Let's plant a Yorkshire garden to celebrate.
JTG
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shazzPRME Posted Oct 5, 1999
Good idea 
Be sure to put in plenty of TEA roses while you're at it!
shazz
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John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" Posted Oct 5, 1999
The Tea rose is history... we've got the TeaBag rose!
JTG
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shazzPRME Posted Oct 6, 1999
Now that sounds like a very good idea Will you be growing a milk bush and a sugar cane as well?
shazz
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Vladimir Posted Oct 6, 1999
Of course they'll need to be WHITE tea-bag roses. Wi' nowt tekken out.
I'm hoping you'll be cobbling vast expanses of it too and setting up one of those artificial mist thingies.
I'll just sprinkle a bit of Hull brewery Mild around the place.....la de da... dum de dum...
There, that's raht grand...
Vlad
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John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" Posted Oct 6, 1999
Sorry... I was teaching the budgie to say, "Eee, tha's a rum bugger!"
There'll be nowt artificial, just real mist. I think a mulch of froth would do lovely.
JTG
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 15, 1999
Considering that no-one's replied for 9 weeks, I'd say that most people don't like froth, I'm sorry. I like them myself.
Or is it that your other greenhouse is more popular?
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shazzPRME Posted Dec 15, 1999
Nope.....just that JtG believes in letting nature take it's course I think!
shazzPR
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The Ghost Of TV's Frink Posted Dec 15, 1999
9 weeks is a mere blink in mother nature's eye
er.....or something like that
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shazzPRME Posted Dec 15, 1999
Just watch out for when it gets to nine and a half then
shazzPR
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John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" Posted Dec 15, 1999
You're all right! I love that natural blinkin' froth.
JTG
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