h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I see the rambling misfits very drunk in celebration.... of what? that is not yet clear....

Oh, psychic, can you please tell me... where I can get low-priced research papers on the American Revolution?

Your a librarian (if my powers tell me correctly.....)
I thought it would be obvious.....

Madmunk, I'd like to know when (if) my first article will be accepted, and which one it will be.

I'd also like you to guess what number I'm thinking of.

right.... the i can't reveal your first artivel, because my prediction cells are all currently devoted to finding which one of mine will make it....


7

But telepathic, I've already tried and it's still difficult to arrange the plagurised text and title it and such... I'd have to get a text scanner... I'm just not up for it. But wait- if you're telepathic, maybe *you* could just use your powers to come up with all the information... right?


What?

Oh great telepathetic, tell me please..... Just how many baldwind are there anyway? And where are my keys?

That's Baldwins, I mean... Oh, telepathetic, when will I overcome my dyslexia?

Fenchurch: yes, i could, but that wouldn't be fair on your fellow students, so i won't do it...

Lance: There are currently 17006 Baldwins.
Dyslexia cures itself 2 weeks after death
Keys are down the side of the sofa, where they always are.

(note:- All answers are copyright of MadMunk inc. and can therefor only be used for amusement purposes, any use in real life will result in civil action.)

Sorry Madmunk, all answers are property of Frink's Drinks

7 was correct, by the way

Hmm.. i think we have a conflict of interest here.....
But since i am a part of the team, i think i can stretch to that....
For a slight pay increase..................
Of course 7 was right.....

you'll have to contact the business office about a pay increase....

I just might do that.....

What's this pay stuff? I dont get paid. Oh, fine, pay the telepathetic, but starve the philosopher. I'm definately not happy with that.

My pay is entirely in slightly orange pieces of fluff.

Those aren't fluff pieces! You ate the orange I got from Vegiman!

No i didn't, how dare you accuse me of me of such a thing! I absolutely hate oranges.. give me apples any day.....

Hi MM Can you tell me if any bad effects will come from the use of
*Garibaldi's oils that Frink has provided for me to use in the relaxation room..... and will I be sued?!

Hmm.... difficult to tell.... always clouded, is the legal stuff... the dark side that is.

If you are sued, it will come from within.....now that I've added a team lawyer