h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

At school - to the young lady with the Tammy Fay Baker (sp?) look (plastered on huge amounts of makeup for the unknowing) - "Your maquillage is looking mighty beefy today", "Thanks", she replied "I've been working out."

wsfn

While in Wal-Mart yesterday, as I stood pondering a choice of products, a woman in full-plaster came over to me, insisting that X was the much better choice. I couldn't quite keep my mind on her words, but after she began to get heated in her insistence I said, "I'm sure you're correct. After all, it's obvious that a woman of your stature would use all the maquillage at her disposal." .. She stammered out a thank you and hurried off, leaving me finally to make my decision in peace.

Uhm... What was the verdict on this one, btw?

Can't remember... sorry.

I know it wasn't me, but I don't think it was the other one in this listing either.

wsfn

Hmmm... I don't -see- any others, but I could have missed them I suppose.

I think I won this one. Look at "Two birds with one stone".

Crusader: Have you given any thought to re-instating the weekly comp?

'Nonnie

Where bandying ideas around at the mo...I'll keep you informed......

Thanks!

'Nonnie