h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello, erm, I erm, I'm not that much of an expert, er, just leave me alone. Help, I've really done it this time. Oh everyone erase your hard drives!! I'm a dead man if the donkey finds out about this burden I've sucumbed to. Whoopsie!!

Spike has no idea what he's talking about. I prefer fish to your perversions anyway.

You like a bit of Fish don't you Tony ah ah I mean Elk...

hehhehheh - if elk got it on with a would that be bestiality ...
or would it be ok since elks and s are both animals in the most general sense...?

-saffire

Fish eh? I like to eet em after I impale them. Ha Ha Ha! (Laughs manically) Read Lair of Elkmaster Saffy to receive my full apology.

Still bestiality, cos its two different animals. Oh, the conversation that is to be gained from petty innuendo...

, thats it folks...