British Humor.. Hah Hah.. Clap.. Whistle..
Created | Updated Oct 9, 2003
Alrighty then moving right along.. with a lit'l cue and aye..
Q: What's the one thing you dare not tell an Englishman?
A: That he might not be the center of the universe.
Q: How many Englishman does it take to change a toilet paper roll?
A: Seven in all, one to write the instructions, one to illustrate
them, one to read them aloud, one to review the reading, one to
holler the instructions to all hands, one to acknowledge the
instructions were heard, one to make a note of it in the log and.. oh
dear.. we seem to have run out of Englishmen. Would one of you
fuzzywuzzies please be so kind as to change the roll. There's a good
lad.. good show that.
Q: What does an Englishman yell upon parachuting from a plane?
A: "Blood 'ell, the rip cord's caught in me fly!!"
Q: What do you call an English knight?
A: An anachronism. Sir Anachronism when addressing him formally.
Q: Why are Englishmen noted for promoting fair play?
A: Because they write the rules.
Q: Why are English nobleman called Peers?
A: They don't know how to spell Prick.
And finally...
Q: Why do Englishmen have stiff upper lips?
A: To keep their noses from falling off and preventing them from
saying something snotty.
Q: What's the one thing you dare not tell an Englishman?
A: That he might not be the center of the universe.
Q: How many Englishman does it take to change a toilet paper roll?
A: Seven in all, one to write the instructions, one to illustrate
them, one to read them aloud, one to review the reading, one to
holler the instructions to all hands, one to acknowledge the
instructions were heard, one to make a note of it in the log and.. oh
dear.. we seem to have run out of Englishmen. Would one of you
fuzzywuzzies please be so kind as to change the roll. There's a good
lad.. good show that.
Q: What does an Englishman yell upon parachuting from a plane?
A: "Blood 'ell, the rip cord's caught in me fly!!"
Q: What do you call an English knight?
A: An anachronism. Sir Anachronism when addressing him formally.
Q: Why are Englishmen noted for promoting fair play?
A: Because they write the rules.
Q: Why are English nobleman called Peers?
A: They don't know how to spell Prick.
And finally...
Q: Why do Englishmen have stiff upper lips?
A: To keep their noses from falling off and preventing them from
saying something snotty.
