h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello and welcome to the lounge at the traveller's rest we have a wide range of food and beverages. enjoy all that the traveller's rest has to offer

hello were back....for good

totty did you lay out the buffet? hope you didnt forget the and

ooohh dont worry about the buffet demon i have all the nessesary things ready.. whatever u want i have

looks good to me, i'll leave you to sort out that then a

clobbers demon over the knuckles with a wooden rolling pin thats for the ur meant to ask first!!!

ouch can i a totty

oh go on then demon...u may urself a and cimmer and ill ur hand better

you should never of rapped my knuckels with that rolling pin in the first place holds out hand for you to better oh it wasnt that hand it was this one
scoffs

great to see yous open againbest of luck to both of you
i hope yous are well stocked up on my wkds?

demons right hand yeeuurgghhhhh!!! thats one uv been wiping ur ass with
demons left hand all better

Dinky..
welcome back!! heres a wkd enjoy

cheers tottyi needed that

dinks i didnt see you come in i just to the gents to wash my hands as totty pointed out i was scratching my arse with the one i offerd her to kiss better yep well stoked up on wks so you may as well stay a while It's FREE for tonight only so enjoy,

hiya everyone Grifter Gal here i,ll have a pint of if anyone's offering to buy me a drink

well i,m 32 female, and live in London with my fiance ron, and my two

i collect collectable dolls and teapots and
anyway cheers everyone and here is a bottle of on me
Grifter Gal
hiya vampy hun here is a glass of for you

grifter gal welcome to the travellers re opening night i take it when i left you at the stop you had to wait ages for the here? well least you found us thats the main thing
well as its our opening night all drinks are free for tonight only and we have layed on a buffet for your enjoyment heres a pint of enjoy> totty will show you where the lil room is should you need to go

Hi Totty, Demon Master, Cat, GrifterGal

Please can I have with .


Kat

capt jedi yep you just sit down over there n i'll bring them to your table


here you go
can i get you a nice of ?

Thanks Demon Master, please can I have a please.


Kat

of course you can capt jedi
there you go if you want anything else just give us a shout

wow! thank its a virtual pub or id of missed last orders!

Evening All,

Demon,
thought you said you was getting strippers in????? must say the decors particularly cheap and nasty, but very fitting for brewery style, fell off the brewerys lorry did it? i hope the ladies are clean cos its a dive in the dossers arms and that landlord has delusions of granduer STILL, i heard he calls the office 'the boardroom'! pmslmfao@the

Haggis,
hey wench you got the lined up? lmao mmmmmm me thinks i might be getting tonight yeehaaaaaaa!

Griftergal,
you a drinker then? that'll put hairs on your chest hey if i was you id get a seat by the stage lol

Ode to 'O' negs
couldnt feel much better..
than the way i feel tonight..
feel like i could live forever..
feel like i could fly..
when i thought id got it wrong yeah..
you somehow make things right

thats the way you make me feel..
better than ive ever known it..
better than its ever been..
i cant seem to control it, no..
the way you make me feel..
like the moon coming up in the evening..
like holding the world in your hands..
in a way i could never imagine yeah..
the way you make me feel..


i couldnt feel much better..
than when im here with you --->
you make everything seem so easy..
im telling you the truth..
you never try to please me..
but somehow..you always do..