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Did someone mention a t-shirt?

What needs done? Where? I'm in Stirling & I can spit on Falkirk from here. In fact, I frequently do

(You do realise that any entry on Falkirk will be done in my style A13345805)

T-shirt? I could sell T-shirts back to you.

He does have a *lot* of h2g2 T-shirts y'know. I'm sick of ironing the buggers

Actually, I've just read the good Dr's entry. There really is no more to add. Except maybe that there's a very good road near Falkirk. Called the M9, it means you can drive straight past without noticing.

The sort of info we are looking for are in Paully's first post.

As for having too many T-shirts, don't you have a third person arriving soon? Imagine the joy of wrapping your newborn in his/her first h2g2 T-shirt. Awww...

I've still got my skinny h2g2.com T-shirt that don't fit me no more but seeing as we both seem to have at least one hootoo shirt from each redesign I could use another one as its blankie Then when it's big enough it'll be herded online to continue the trend, muahaha!

Y'know, if I cared enough I'd be shocked and outraged at your comments SWL, but when you live in Grangemouth you can't afford that luxury

I've been to Grangemouth a few times. It's about the only place in Britain still to have gas street lighting.

And yet our household gas bills are ridiculously low

Hmmmmmmm. Well, I'll have a think but I don't really know what else I can say about Falkirk.

Here's a thing...

List of famous people from Falkirk


Dr E Vibenstein

List of famous people who have visited Falkirk


Mina

List of famous people who moved to the Falkirk area


Fords

List of Falkirk landmarks that aren't actually in Falkirk:

Falkirk football stadium (about three feet past the "Welcome to Grangemouth" sign)
The Falkirk Wheel (although Bonnybridge has enough visitors - mostly from outer space - so Falkirk claims it by default)


Er....... any more?