h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

She has a lovely arse

I figured that was soooo obvious, it didn't need mentioning!!

If you clan something that hot in leather, it should come with a health warning!!

..Or at least a flood warning

LMAO!!!!

There should be an emergancy procedure for that!
Oh, there is......... MAN THE LIFEBOATS!!!!!

(how low can we drag this trail of thought?!! )

I could drag it out for a lifetime

Yeah, but we could all drown!!

Ok ..ill be good

Doh

thats not much fun tho!!

You know what they say; "Good girls go to heaven...... but bad girls go everywhere!!"

How ya been hun?

No so great.bit all over the place really..

you?

Sorry bout that hun!
Im ok, slightly pissed off but ya know how it goes!

No need to apologise

What you pised off about then? Im an agony aunt y'know(got my own page)

ha ha ha ha...... Love the 'just add custard' but I dont like custard!

Just waiting on a tv,dvd,video and stereo to be delivered, I originally order it 3 months ago and its beyond a joke now, this is the second company I've used and its still not here!

im not over keen n custard either..was just being random n silly

shout at them..lots!


At least you having a man doing your head in!

I keep shoutin but they aint listening.... gonna beat em on the buttocks with a yorkie, see if that helps!!

Am I being dim? "at least your having a man doing your head in" Did I miss something in there? There aint no man doing ANYTHING of me babe!!

dont know what happened there! i meant to say at least you havent got a man doing your head in

Oh right! More bloody trouble than they're worth!

Why you 'lonely and blue' now, did they custard go off? lol

something like that..

n i just am

Dont be sad!!
U wanna help me blow up balloons? Then we can suck the helium outta them and talk funny!

dont mean to sound grumpy..

oops simulpost..

i cant help it.. bloody men.. someone got to me really bad n now i dont know what hes playing at..oh well..i'm tempted to be gay for a while (im almost there anyway!)let some women treat me like shit for a change!