Luke Moore
Created | Updated Jun 14, 2006
Luke Moore is one of the most ingenious people in our solar system. He cannot be classed as human for his powers are far more elite. He has the ability to walk into exams without any revision and still come out with an E which stands for excellent. Just recently he received an award for best inter-galactical hairstyle even miraculousy beating the infamous Galactic President Zaphod Beeblebrox. Beeblebrox claimed that the public thought they were voting for the "Most Depressing Sentient Being in the Universe Contest". Surprisingly enough the latter of the two awards was won my Mr Luke Moore the following year. Luke has achieved so much...here is just an extract of the awards he has received.
1. Best E ever to be obtained in an English Essay
2. Latest piece of IT coursework (Winning time: 1 year 2 months)
3. Non completion of over two years worth of maths homework
4. Most insults produced in a single day
5. The "I Beat David at CS because hes a n00b who gets shot on the stairs" Award
6. Award for Social Skills most comparable to that of a Dead Pig.
7. Most well spoken Spanish dude (award abolished after discovery of the Babel Fish.)
Surprisingly enough Luke has exactly the same number as friends as the French have military victories. Having said this he does have a big fan club consisting mainly of Yanis Skerstins and Adam Trendall. These two individuals travel the universe to publicize Luke's greatness. Luke does have one enemy however the name of this one cannot be disclosed for this page does not have malicious intent (Here is a clue: His second name is an island lol roflmao)
1. Best E ever to be obtained in an English Essay
2. Latest piece of IT coursework (Winning time: 1 year 2 months)
3. Non completion of over two years worth of maths homework
4. Most insults produced in a single day
5. The "I Beat David at CS because hes a n00b who gets shot on the stairs" Award
6. Award for Social Skills most comparable to that of a Dead Pig.
7. Most well spoken Spanish dude (award abolished after discovery of the Babel Fish.)
Surprisingly enough Luke has exactly the same number as friends as the French have military victories. Having said this he does have a big fan club consisting mainly of Yanis Skerstins and Adam Trendall. These two individuals travel the universe to publicize Luke's greatness. Luke does have one enemy however the name of this one cannot be disclosed for this page does not have malicious intent (Here is a clue: His second name is an island lol roflmao)
