He's the anteater with all the spelling!

The kids all love him and this we're telling -

Follow Licku and learn his ways

And you'll be in for better days!

*Power guitar break*

Here comes Licku now!

*In place of the quaint plasticene original, all new Licku is a gaudy animation. With a baseball cap and sunglasses*

Licku: *grating squeaky voice* Hey kids! Watcha doin'?

Kid 1: Gee, Licku - we just can't figure out the word colour at all

*Power guitar break, swirly effects as Licku leaps into the air and there's a freeze-frame*

'Color'

Kids: Wow Licku, you're the greatest! *High fives, parody chuckling, yee-haaing*

Licku: *grating squeaky voice* Hang cool kids and remember - friends are for life

Kids:

*Power guitar break, swirly effects as Licku leaps into the air and there's a freeze-frame. Again. The same one*

Licku Licku! Licku Licku Licku!

"Licku dolls, baseball caps, T's, towels, bedcovers, sneakers, beakers, cutlery and cellphone covers all now available in good stockists everywhere"

(Tiny tiny print at the bottom of the final screen for a nanosecond: "Based on a Polish original")