h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I find it apualling that so many Australians constantly advocate that Australia is the 'Best Country in the world' This arrogant and perochial attitude is a product of the country's isolation and the fact that Australians seem to need to prove themselves to the rest of the world. It is this false bravado which masks the well -known fact that Australia is probably the most inconsequential country in the world!

"apualling" I think you mean Appalling don’t you? Do you not respect your own language or are you just taking the piss?

It is not arrogant or parochial if it is true )

To think that populated us (just shows how intelligent they were), Australia is without doubt gods own country but what I find really humorous is that the English chose this place to send those countrymen that they wanted to be rid (English convicts and Irish rebels) of to the far ends of the earth (read Australia / Paradise / Nirvana / Eden) these days it costs you a significant amount of money to visit and god forbid if they want to emigrate here, lololol.

Typical pommy thinking.

Well my illiterate pommy cousin you stay in old Blighty with its miserable weather and atrocious beaches while I lie here in luxurious sunshine drinking real beer as opposed to tepid dishwater thinking how fortunate I am to have had ancestors that the English aristocracy exiled to paradise for stealing a loaf of bread lmfao