h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I ban you for restarting this thread.

I ban you for taking advantage of me starting the thread and then banning me anyway.

I ban you for encouraging me to post on this thread by putting it at the top of my convos list.

I ban you for suggesting I am responsible for such a thing.

I ban you for not taking responsibility for encouraging me to post in this thread and also for me having such an inexplicably hard time typing the word "in".

I ban you for keeping me up when I'm meant to be sleeping

I ban you for being in a different time zone to me.

I ban you for making even crosser than I was at the last post.

I ban you for distracting me from my college work. Or should that be thank?

That depends how soon the next assignment is due

I ban you for not banning me in the previous post.

I ban you for me having trouble thinking of something to ban you for, i may even blame 2legs for it while i'm at it.

I ban you for the "i" which should be an I.

I ban you for pointing out my grammatical error.

I ban you for being funny, or possibly just for overusing the word in your tagline.

I ban you for not knowing exactly what you're banning me for.

I ban you for being above me.
Now you can ban me for not knowing at all what to ban you for.

I ban you for trying to tell me what to bad you for.

* ... baN you for!