h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's funny, but none of the posts in the sex-related forums seem to have anything to do with sex. Never mind, I'm off to bed now (on my own, unfortunately).

Ah, but we do indeed talk about it in some strange code. As soon as I figure our how to read the code I will let you know. BTW you might want to put something up on your home page. It is pretty easy, just click on the "my home" button and then look for edit page. That way you have a personal space that will allow you to navigate the forums easily.

marv

Innuendo is our constant companion here...

G7

Ahahaha, I used to have stuff on my old home page, which I had about two years ago, then I went and LOST IT and only joined up again the other day. When I don't have a 4500 word essay to write in 10 days, maybe I will.

See? No sex (again)...

surely the problem is the lax of sex in the sex fora, not that lack of sex in the "lack of sex" fora. Though, what with topic drift - who knows...

Damn! I should have known better than to put "forums" instead of "fora"... I'm reaching down to get my copy of the 'Collins Softback English Dictionary' as I type... sorry... aha! You can use either form. We're both right. I can go and fetch my ice-cream in peace.

Incidentally, we could always start a conversation on the sexual uses of said frozen prandial... now that might be interesting...

what would you recommend?

Hmmm... not sure... I can't imagine it being particularly pleasurable on several counts:
a) If you smear the stuff on yourself/your partner, they'll get bloody cold
b) It'll melt into a sticky liquid mess and get all over your sheets (now there's a purity test question: "Have you ever made someone sleep in the patch of melted ice-cream?")
c) Ice-cream is meant to be cold; it never tastes nice warm and melted in a bowl, so I can't imagine why it should warm and melted over someone else's body.

Galaxy Minstrels, definitely. They don't melt as quickly as ice-cream, for a start, and have the benefit of being distinctly chocolatey at the outside. Funnily enough, kissing someone with Minstrels still in their mouth is surprisingly pleasurable... damn those long words!... surprisingly nice.

I guess Ice-cream is one of those things I should remember in case I ever get a transplant of reptile skin, then...

(mmm - coldblooded)

Avoid ice cream with nuts or other hard bits while smearing. Just a word of wisdom.

G7

otherwise to the nearest A&E unit with you.

ooh my eyes are watering with the mere thought!

Do elaborate.

I though I usually did talk about sex. Have you visited the artilce on U13's page entitled My Sex Life thaere is plenty about sex in those forums.

No...

Oh well. So my spark of notoriety has dwindled. It seems that the competition for the other forum has died rather... at least now I don't have to get screwed as threatened.