h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

>>you eat the core you eat the seeds and my bruvver told me that if you eat the seeds then you gets an apple tree growing in your guts<<

Not true. The hydrochloric acid in your stomach takes care of that!

You are then able to absorb all the nutrients in the apple and i think it's a good source of fibre too...

Heavenly Toffee Apples (It's nearly bonfire night)

For the toffee coating
225g demerara sugar
110ml water
0.5 tsp vinegar
2 tbsp golden syrup
25g butter
For the apples
6 dessert apples
6 wooden skewers, for holding the apples – ice lolly sticks will do

Method
1. Dissolve the sugar in the water over a moderate heat. When it has dissolved, stir in the vinegar, syrup and butter. Bring to a boil and cook without stirring until it reaches hard-crack stage (138C) or hardens into a ball when dropped in a jug of cold water. This should take around 10 minutes boiling time.

2. While the syrup is cooking, pierce each apple with a wooden stick. Once the toffee is ready, dip each apple into the hot toffee, turning it around in the syrup so that each one is fully coated.

3. Leave to harden on a lightly oiled tray before serving. If you're planning to keep them for a day or two, wrap the apples in cellophane.

Mushed up with some pieces of biscuit in an ice cream

(is it only me who calls apple seeds pips ?)

Seeds? I always thought they were pips...

And what's more, we are correct.

i call them both... depends on my mood

I wish you'd elaborate on your moods

Grapes have seeds.

meh

well maybe I asked for that

That's probably because he's only interested in wii's.

there's DS too...

sorry - I didn't quite catch that

Hearing problem ?

no, it's just that you didn't post anything

Gosh, I didn't did I

And, now, I can't remember what I wanted to say.

Maybe it was 'meh'

nah, your not in the right thread...

Swine

why