h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You all understand you are going on about a bunch of mold that smells
like feet?

Doesn't smell like me feet. My feet smell like the rose oil with which I bathe regularly. Though undoubtly somewhere on this planet one get get rose cheese. What an interesting concept. Truly obscure. Wow I just invented something. Thankyou, Merf.
Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes. If your feet smell of a good St. Paulin or Cranberry Blue, I am quite quite intrigued (and would be jealous, but as I said my feet are extraordinarily beautiful).

My feet actually taste like cheese too. well they don't but I wouldn't put it past them to try. Have you ever thought about how naughty your feet could be? While you are walking around doing your daily things how nuch notice do you take of your feet? For all we know they could be getting up to anything: rubbing themselves against our innocent socks, breaking holes in the, forming pain inducing blisters, selling illegal drugs, anything. From now on i'd advise you to keep a close eye on their secretive activities. And if you suspect they smell of cheese, then have a stern word with them to ensure no black market cheese deals have been occuring in your shoes.