h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Manuso returns and sits in her chair*


*she looks at the message then presses the reply button*

*Ma'rol crashes into the office with blood trickling down his leg. He stands up and bows*

I thought id come collect your reply personally

*Composes himself and sits in a chair*

*Naboo Senator hits the Security button*


*Siddarian watches*

*Shakes head and the door slams shut*

Why does no one listen senator?

Look.. i dont want a war and i have no clue as to why theres going to be one, i havent come all this way, been shot in the leg, and hounded by jedi for months just to start a war and die

NABOO: You're an idiot.

Then i, along with all that is Kamino, is an idiot.. now why is this way happening? And think carefully senator

NABOO: You refused any peace negotiations and refused any reply.




And you'll be shot for such an idiotic action such as this. And if the KAMINOANS are suddenly willingly to let a non-Kaminoan represent them they are just as stupid as youand my tolerance for anything you've done is gone.

*CorSec troups bang on the door a few times till it falls inwards and they run into the room*

*Corsec are flung back and the doors slamed shut. Ma'rol produces a copy of a datapad and throws it onto the desk*

That ma'am, is your instructions, as to where the hammerhead could go.. you wage a war and every independant will see it as a set up and Naboo will be hated from within and without... Call the senate and vote no confidence for kellin.. Kamino will surrender the senate.. and no one need die

NABOO: Don't you /dare/ use me in this puppet show. Ambassador. If you had any, ANY desire to end this war you would have done so diplomatically. Not by disregarding anything the Republic says.

*there is another thundering hammer at the door and it shakes*
*after another blow the door is reduced to a pile of splinters on the floor*

Would you use a senator if you wanted to save your people? I do this for Kamino..You forget ma'am Kamino is independant.. we only abided by /your/ rules

NABOO: Yes. We would use a senator and do.

*turns to CorSec*

Please remove him.

*corsec advance to surround ma'rol*

*Gives a glance to sindarrin and then to the senator*

*Sindarrin sneers*
[SinDarrin] well Senator it seems the Ambassador has made rather a fool of himself... dos't it?

[Naboo] Ma'rol it was wrong of us ever to enter into negotiations in the first place, now they are closed once and for all...

*Bows slightly, Kneels, draws his blade and activates it. Turns to a corsec officer. Presses a button on his lightsabre*

Naboo has been funding Kaminos armys for months. The details will be sent to you upon my death. Sindarrin is also a clone of Palpatine and details of this will be transmitted to Corsec and the senate accordingly, along with enough evidence for Naboo to be put under cordon for many many years

*Bows once, placing his head to the floor, puts the sabre to the left hand side of his body*

~~Boy theres a message on the Hammerhead for you... come collect my body with the castellans if you can.. Never give up home my son~~

~~Oh anoon.. Anoon how i loved you... i loved you so so much and i could never really show it and when i could i didnt do it right... ohhh how many things i would change... i would take you somewhere safe and there love you eternally and we'd have a family... do not mourn me anoon..*laughs a little* as if you would...~~

[CorSec] Ambasador Stop!!